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# End of day doodle......

....inspired by earlier mention of Jennifer Connelly.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Lovely dress!!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# WOO!
I don't care if she WAS underage in Labyrinth. She's older than me so it was OK to fancy her. So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# This maths kinda works
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# No.
When the missus put Labyrinthe on a while back, she was clearly far too young.




/you can never go back blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Just IMDB'd it
Born 1970, Labyrinth 1986

So she was 16. Legally, if not morally ok to get warm funny feelings over her.

uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000124/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
*puts on Labyrinth dvd*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# You just had to lower the tone didn't you?
and I for one salute you for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *bows*
i thank yaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# probably would have been 14/15 when it was being filmed though
sorry
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Check your dates
Her birthday is December 12th. She was only 16 for the last 2 weeks of 1986. So she was fifteen in the film. You perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *spluffs anyway*
*slight guity pangs*

*puts on harry potter dvd for hermionie*

*etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# sat next to 'hermione' in a pub the other day
wasn't til later that I questioned whether it's right for her to be there.

Anyone care to tell me?
I don't want to google "is that girl out of harry potter legal then?" at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# so you want to know her age
out of a civic concern that she was drinking illegaly? very noble of you!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# actually...
someone went up and offered her £5 for her autograph.
She accepted.

was just wondering if she's old enough to have access to her film royalties yet, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Have the Sun started doing pervy articles about her yet
that should let you know when she hits 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# The sun once ran an article about "these filthy paedophiles, hang em all"
just across the page from an image of charlotte church, barely 16, commenting on her breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# The Daily Star :)
Linky

As stolen from here www.b3ta.com/board/7186868
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Ah...knew it was a red top though....
Also, is it technically illegal to own pornography which starred Traci Lords?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Dammit, get off my cloud!
Fine, i'll just perv her from Rocketeer onwards.

Jeesh, you drink one drink and it doesnt make you an alchoholic, smoke one joint and it doesnt make you a drug addict....but you fancy one underage girl and BAM, you're labelled a sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I used to fancy the princess girl in the never ending story
but I was about 7 at the time, so it's excuseable this time
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Thats ok, I used to fancy the caramel bunny
which is pretty un-excusable at any age.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# huh? she was sexy as fuck!
"mmm you loike de taste o' me caramel to be sure..."

i think that's what she used to say in the advert.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# gaaah
now i'm imagining her with a somerset accent and it's ruined it.

*puts away tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ahh, now to ruin the fantasies of people who don't know
the caramel bunny was voiced by this young lady

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patsy_Byrne
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Wasn't it Miriam Margoyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Stasey
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I seem to remember
fancying Floella Benjamin when I was about 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# GOOD LORD!!!
She just used to frighten me.

Though I remember having strange feelings watching Alice in Wonderland and The Little Mermaid...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# True.
I still fancy Philip Schofield though.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# a guy i know who teaches secondary school said to me:
"when i was 14 i fancied 14 year old girls. now i'm 30, i still fancy 14 year old girls. nothing's changed!"
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I trust you've told his boss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# He was the Boss
/Chris Woodhead blog
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's a bit Offstead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# It's these kind of inappropriate jokes
that would bar me ever getting into the teaching profession...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
yeah probably best not to make this one at a teaching interview...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# "Dear sir,
Please can I have sex with my 3-year old girlfriend now that she's 21?"

/Chris Morris fanboy blog
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I watched that very episode last night on TV on demand - fantastic.

Can kinda see why they banned it tho :)

Oh, if you fancy watching it again, try here:

www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/940
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# That episode will resonate for many years to come
the relationship between sex and the media just seems to get more perverse with time...

EDIT: Cheers, I leant the DVD out to a friend. Who left it in a kebab shop. Worst birthday ever!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# When did they ban it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# They didn't
they've shown it again since
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# They banned it pretty much as soon as it aired
then unbanned it a while later after the daily mail found some assylum seekers to complain about for a bit instead
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I didn't think they had.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# They actually showed the same episode
the very next night, largely in response to the predictable media outcry of the day.

Wiki article

EDIT: This clipping couldn't highlight the media hypocrisy any better
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# pffft
"...and David Blunkett said he was "dismayed" by it (but had not seen it either)"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# kind of goes without saying?!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Pfft!
"Their double standards are incomprehensible". I'm guessing they didn't know what was on the opposite page when they used that quote!
(richey, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hadn't seen that
good spot!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# haha thats brilliant!
never heard of that before! Thanks for the link mate
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# What Sort of Bees Eat Brains?
Zombees
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I may have to draw this.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# LIES!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh pretty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# bah! i've missed you ALL day!
*sulks*
woooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# DARK CITY FOR THE WIN
see, I fucking love that film





probably because there's no singing muppets in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# arf!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Directors cut has a camio from Kermit's nephew Robyn
singing Halfway up the Stairs

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ARGH!
Damn you Alex Proyas!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# You know
it just looks like a generic busty woman. Even if I did know who Jennifer Connelly was without having to Imoogle her, I wouldn't have recognised here.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# That's filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Cracking !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Splendid
*digs out old copy of rocketeer on VHS*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# i wish i could draw.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# if you could draw that sorta thing
you'd never put the pencil down
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# or mine!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# YES!
PS I love the letters he calls out ; Q, Z, another Z, Batman Symbol...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# i coloured her in

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/jcbig.jpg bigness
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Rawr.
Looking fine.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:17, archived)