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# you and billy bragg both.
very nice.

edit: what in hell is this (nsfw)? it's name is 'fuzzy' and it's claiming to be female. what species, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Dude, don't be rude to fuzzy.
Or fuzzy will submissively rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.

Edit: some of these are great.
"No s*x involved, just foot play and foot massage and foot worship, and a foot job in the end."
Haha some people have a very selective definition of sex - I mean s*x.

Haha one guy says "Looking for nude models for artistic photoshoot" and one of his sample pics is of a girl screaming, and another is a girl crying in a bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:48, archived)
# i just emailed fuzzy.
i asked what it was and if our sexual congress, if unprotected, might produce a human child or more likely something that dr. moreau would envy.

i eagerly await a response.

edit: i saw that ad, and grabbed a couple of his pics for later use.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Mall Ape
In an advanced stage of post-hyperconsumption.
Fuzzy likely is a ref to its upper lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:52, archived)
# mallape!
that looks like a french version, which immediately elevates it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:03, archived)