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#

Back to basics :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:12, archived)
# YOU FORGOT TO REGISTER YOUR ADGIF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:14, archived)
# I registered it
but then I got a viral and had to wipe my internets, so I lost my secret code. That's why this pic is not animated.
If you jiggle the monitor it's a bit the same. I tried it and it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:19, archived)
# THEME SONG:
cooljokes.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:37, archived)
# you and billy bragg both.
very nice.

edit: what in hell is this (nsfw)? it's name is 'fuzzy' and it's claiming to be female. what species, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Dude, don't be rude to fuzzy.
Or fuzzy will submissively rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.

Edit: some of these are great.
"No s*x involved, just foot play and foot massage and foot worship, and a foot job in the end."
Haha some people have a very selective definition of sex - I mean s*x.

Haha one guy says "Looking for nude models for artistic photoshoot" and one of his sample pics is of a girl screaming, and another is a girl crying in a bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:48, archived)
# i just emailed fuzzy.
i asked what it was and if our sexual congress, if unprotected, might produce a human child or more likely something that dr. moreau would envy.

i eagerly await a response.

edit: i saw that ad, and grabbed a couple of his pics for later use.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Mall Ape
In an advanced stage of post-hyperconsumption.
Fuzzy likely is a ref to its upper lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:52, archived)
# mallape!
that looks like a french version, which immediately elevates it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:03, archived)
# mmm
enhanced norkage
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Nice, I tried to do a simple one the other day


Somewhat lacking in face though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:47, archived)
# gaaaaaahhhhr!!!!!!!
*runs like fuck!!!*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# would
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(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# that's ace.
Do you take your own source pics in order to get the right combination of light/shade, or do you troll the interwebs for them, or are you in fact just talented?

Inquiring minds* want to know.

*mine, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:19, archived)