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# As a Catholic,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!
*undaleks*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
For $5,000, we will send you to an introductory seminar on how to change light bulbs. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future (pricier) seminars will teach you the right way.

Xenu
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# As a Scientologist,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN, NO, I'M SPEAKING, LISTEN TO ME, SHUT UP I'M TALKING, LISTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# As a famous fillum star,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# as a different famous fillum star
I have pulled permission for this interview to be aired.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# That reminds me.
I found John Travolta's house on Google earth, complete with Jumbo Jet. I have ninja stalker skils.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# it's not actually his house
nor is it his plane
he has been loaned them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I did not know that
considering he talks about his jumbo jet as often as he can and the townsfolk talk about his house as though they are proud to have him. Still even if it's rental it's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!
TO THE FIRST HALF OF THE COMMENT!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!

EDIT: ACH! PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# your thetan levals are hindering you
send me $5000 for a book on how to lower you thetan levals.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'm not even allowed to post on the same messageboard as a mere mortal like you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *deletes post from archives*

*removes mr horrible from DSS database*

*cancels credits cards*

*unsubscribes to newsletter*

*cancels milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Thetan levels down
B3tan levels up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# all praise
L Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
B3ta - a religion made up by a sci-fi author to win a bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)