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# .
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nahhh!
Even I'M ok with this!


(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Nah...
Inaccurate, perhaps. Catholicism has had quite a few reforms in the last century.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# not least the pope getting it on with John Peel in the thames
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# did they change
the colour of their dresses? They certainly have not stopped shagging kids.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i said reforms
Not revolutions!

Besides, the Queen Spider will not allow it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# BLASPHEMY
blasfor you blassfor EVERYBODY!

meh. mind-pissed.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# As a Catholic,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!
*undaleks*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
For $5,000, we will send you to an introductory seminar on how to change light bulbs. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future (pricier) seminars will teach you the right way.

Xenu
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# As a Scientologist,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN, NO, I'M SPEAKING, LISTEN TO ME, SHUT UP I'M TALKING, LISTEN!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# As a famous fillum star,
I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# as a different famous fillum star
I have pulled permission for this interview to be aired.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# That reminds me.
I found John Travolta's house on Google earth, complete with Jumbo Jet. I have ninja stalker skils.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# it's not actually his house
nor is it his plane
he has been loaned them
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I did not know that
considering he talks about his jumbo jet as often as he can and the townsfolk talk about his house as though they are proud to have him. Still even if it's rental it's impressive.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!
TO THE FIRST HALF OF THE COMMENT!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!


EDIT: ACH! PISS!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# your thetan levals are hindering you
send me $5000 for a book on how to lower you thetan levals.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'm not even allowed to post on the same messageboard as a mere mortal like you
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *deletes post from archives*

*removes mr horrible from DSS database*

*cancels credits cards*

*unsubscribes to newsletter*

*cancels milk*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Thetan levels down
B3tan levels up.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# all praise
L Rob Manuel
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
B3ta - a religion made up by a sci-fi author to win a bet.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Braw!
but haven't we seen it?

EDIT: Just because it's been 2 years since you posted it, doesn't mean you can fool me
www.b3ta.com/board/6326464


(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Have you?
Oh...err, maybe I'll make something else then...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you should, because this is good
we've just seen it, thassall


(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# woo etc
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# turn and face the stranger
Don't want to be a richer man
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *BURNS EMBASSY*
*goes to confession*

*gets let off*

...profit!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Heh heh
Blasphemy!
Blaspheyou!
Blasphe-everybody!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# He she or it blasphemes...
Augh! Conjugation flashbacks!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hmm..
i'm just a bulbfiddler
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# nah, pope is down with the kids now
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# whuddup, dawg

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# don't make fun of me!
i'm on three bottles of cathahol a day
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)