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# Hooray for crappy animation!




(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# S H O T !
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Not Shatner!
The bald twunts gonna get it for that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Great shot!
;D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Kirt would kick the shit out of that bald cunt Picard


/starts fanboy war
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Patrick Stewart
is my father - FACT!*

Right - hometime - bubbye!

*well, my mum went out with his brother once or something
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# nice profile....
made me jump!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Sisko would pwn the both of them
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ooh ^ this
fo' sho
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *slices everyone in half with one of those Babylon 5 laser cutter things*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# even Janeway could kick his ass
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# What?
Singing some shit song about women's underwear is nowhere near as hard as snogging loads of alien women.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Picard was running around in a vest fighting Borg at the age of 68
He'd kick Kirk's ass into the middle of the previous century
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I'm not entirely clear on Star Trek timelines
but wasn't Kirk already in the middle of the previous century?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# well now he's been kicked back there!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# but didn't they have that thing
that kirk was trapped in and like.. er..

they were together then kirk died

and the actor that killed him got poo in the mail

and er.. some guy wore ears, in fresno, and people laughed, then he shot up a cafe with 2000 rounds from his collection of hungarian military surplus

er, and someone had a cake, I remember cake, cake is good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
#
the USS Enterprise's five year mission under Captain Kirk lasts from 2207 to 2212 but by the time TNG came out they changed the dates to 2264 to 2269 to fit the timeline. Then they changed it to 2270 during the voyager years.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# but
doesn't insurrection also take place 100 or so years earlier as well?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# before you two get involved in a deep discussion about this
consider, that it's only one step from there to appearing in court to be a juror wearing a star fleet uniform
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# nah, never been a trekkie
just trying to pick holes in his argument for shits and giggles
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# dude if someone googles for this and finds a trek discussion
they'll have to turn up and explain how the doppler phase inducer works and all kinds a crazy shit! it'll lead to madness! madness I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# shhh
they might hear you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# haha you cheeky bastard.
I have a TNG uniform :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
do you like to wear it

and stand "at the bridge"

and.. give captains orders, do you ? do you?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Captain Pike could have done them all in with
with one hand tied behind his sexy back. Well he could have before they turned him into Davros.
"What's that Christopher?"
"beep, beep"
"What? You've filled your bag again?"


Damn. my keyboard batteries are going and letters are not appearing as I wish them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# he'd have cunted them in the fuck with his foot dobber activated beeper!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
I likey
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Make Kirk's eyes start bleeding
When the arrows go in.

TWGMTFH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)