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# I like my sugar with coffee and cream!
But do you know which one is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# yes coffee is the one from beans and cream is from cows
which means by a matter of deduction that sugar is the one sweets are made from.

also yes, of course MCA, Adrock and Mike D.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# sodding postman coming to the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# You sodomised the Postman and came over the door?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# well he wouldn't open his mouth
rings my fucking bell though doesn't he eh, eh

Did anyone see Virgin School last night on C4?
I'm not sure if that guy was incredibly brave or incredibly stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# I saw the advert but couldn't watch the program
If you're a freakishly shy and inexperienced bloke who's never done it, why on earth would you want to tell the world about it and then do it all on camera?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# it was very interesting and very cringeworthy at the same time
especially when he did a striptease for teacher.

There was also a bit where she wanked him off - the first time anyone other than himself had ever done so. He looked like he was having a fit he was convulsing so much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# this^
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# it has just dawned on me
I voluntarily watched a 26 year old man get wanked off my a middle aged woman.

0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# o_O
What exactly was this show?
Did they just get virgins and fast-track them through the process?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# virgins normally fast track without help
don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# twas the first in this series
www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/

Virgin School
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# The next one looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# haven't we all at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I'm on my second one just today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# are you sending yourself parcels?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# haha
he makes an effort to tick all the "I want junk mail" boxes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# You bet yo' ass, nigga!

free mail, and a chance to sodomise the postman some mo'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# sugar is a sweet tasting substance made from carbon and oxygen
coffee is a drink made from beans - it contains caffeine
cream is sort of gone off milk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)