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# All lifestyles, sizes, shapes and forms
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# MOM BUSTED IN AND SAID
WHATS THAT NOISE?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# *fights for his right*
*realises he's getting on a bit and decide to learn to play instruments instead*

Their new instrumental album is ace by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# The in sound
from way out!
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# I guess
George Michael
The Sheen
Uri Geller

*awaits £5*
*reads filename*
*awaits more*
.............
*is thick*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Surely the filename saying
Beastie Boys is enough.

Or do you need someone to actually say

It's The Beastie Boys? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I shall drink coffee and reflect
/not vampire blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# that is ace
I love you.

are you still doing zombies per chance sir?

Edit: btw, gotta do it like this, like Chachi and Joanie, cos sheee's the cheese and I'm the macaroni. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# maybe, possibly
no harm in sending in requests. At worst it just joins the others on the big pile of things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Good morning db!
*edit*
*tumbleweeds*
Hello? b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# ' Weasel

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# ' saver
I've always wondered, is you name about Saving griffins (like save the whales) or like Pound saver (implying you can buy products for a reduced price in griffins)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# my profile provides all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I feel more educated
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# I have that effect on people
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now send me your bank account details including sort code and you shall receive a large surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I never got the GS bag.
I had army surplus rucksacks for years. They were the only things that didn't wear out too soon.

I know what your username means, but it will still leave me with images of someone saving up enough Griffins to post off for a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I've only got 7 so far
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# If I get any in my cornflakes
you can have them
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ooh ta
Aldi don't put griffins in their cornflakes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# It's clearly an age thing (people not knowing)
*has to admit I had that blue dictionary too*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# and I bet you looked up all the rude words
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah






yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# like 'tax' and 'inflation'?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Inland Revenue fuckers
they've just dropped my personal allowance by £1500 and I already owe them as a result
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha i remember griffin savers
i didn't have an account myself

i was distracted by the shininess of the nat west piggies

didn't have one of their accounts either tho :(

/deprived blog
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *sheds a single tear*

*silently presses a shilling in mutsters101's hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *bites shilling to check it's real*
*receives chocolate*

\o/ win!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# and now it's my turn
in our little 'arrangement'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# why are you drawing the curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# haven't a clue, err I mean it's the Beastie Boys!
It's goodnight from Patrick



and ning from me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Backstreet boys!
No, wait...

'ning toast
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning weas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I like my sugar with coffee and cream!
But do you know which one is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# yes coffee is the one from beans and cream is from cows
which means by a matter of deduction that sugar is the one sweets are made from.

also yes, of course MCA, Adrock and Mike D.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# sodding postman coming to the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# You sodomised the Postman and came over the door?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# well he wouldn't open his mouth
rings my fucking bell though doesn't he eh, eh

Did anyone see Virgin School last night on C4?
I'm not sure if that guy was incredibly brave or incredibly stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# I saw the advert but couldn't watch the program
If you're a freakishly shy and inexperienced bloke who's never done it, why on earth would you want to tell the world about it and then do it all on camera?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# it was very interesting and very cringeworthy at the same time
especially when he did a striptease for teacher.

There was also a bit where she wanked him off - the first time anyone other than himself had ever done so. He looked like he was having a fit he was convulsing so much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# this^
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# it has just dawned on me
I voluntarily watched a 26 year old man get wanked off my a middle aged woman.

0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# o_O
What exactly was this show?
Did they just get virgins and fast-track them through the process?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# virgins normally fast track without help
don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# twas the first in this series
www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/

Virgin School
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# The next one looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# haven't we all at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I'm on my second one just today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# are you sending yourself parcels?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# haha
he makes an effort to tick all the "I want junk mail" boxes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# You bet yo' ass, nigga!

free mail, and a chance to sodomise the postman some mo'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# sugar is a sweet tasting substance made from carbon and oxygen
coffee is a drink made from beans - it contains caffeine
cream is sort of gone off milk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Well, it's fifty cups of coffee and you know it's ON!
aceness, mister Happy

and good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# damn. mom threw away my best porno mag.
WOO, sir. WOO.

edit: must order your book at some point too!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Damn!
I thought (l-r): Steve Frost, Mark Thomas, Mark Arden.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# NO SLEEP 'TIL BEDTIME!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# but ya cant and ya wont and ya dont
stop!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# let the beat...
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Drop!


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:10, archived)