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# but ducks LIVE in water
?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
#
That's the bleedin joke you fool.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# pfffft.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# i know
i was stating the irony you fool
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# ah well
all water off a duck's back eh
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# don't start quacking jokes now, you
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I think he's just winging it!
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# eider stop with these puns or face my wrath!
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Don't try to
Rouen the jokes
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# all these ruddy puns
and i can hardly think of more
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# if you are all finished, may i present you with the bill?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# well i have to go to sleep now (ducks sleep too, making this a pun)
bye.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# are vienna closer
to the end of these?
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# (not a pun)
but why didn't yoo reply to my last pun? 'Ruddy' is a kind of duck, yoo know ;)
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# well, anyway, i gotta fly!
night all!!!
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# because you smell like a tramp's sweaty bollock.
tramps only have one bollock
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hitler was a tramp?
apparently he lost his ball pissing the mouth of a goat
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# he was a tramp
when he moved to vienna, that was where his hatred of the juice started

unfortunately he had a speech impediment which led to the holocaust :(
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# because
we seemed to have moved onto placenames
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Well I'm stating the goldy!
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# THAT is your biggest concern here??
;o)
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I know!
Look at that hideous table top!
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# no
my biggest concern is how many different life-partners this duck has
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
#
It's a different duck.
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# She's a slag
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i didn't know that was a kind of duck
(, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:42, archived)