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# haha, nice touch with the piles of paper in the background
not sure if I've given you the ning yet

*nings*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'ning KW
how goes it?

I was in a hideous mess last week... It was "man's day" in deutschland, which consists of a public holiday of drunkness from early til late. Well, it culminated in someone drinking all my vodka when I wasn't looking, then meeting the thief and him offering me a sip of his peppermint schnapps. I proceeded to down the remaining half bottle and that is my last memory for many hours.

My memory kicks back in with me standing alone some hours later, watching a band, and wearing no shoes... then getting kicked out of a bar for weaving around with no shoes, and ordering beers despite having no money.

Was rescued by a friend who gave me lots of water and took me home for shoes, so wasnt too bad after that.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
awesome!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# thats a brilliant story!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# scary thing was
there was a huge amount of broken glass at this concert and I kept stepping on it, but luckily my callouses we too thick for conventional broken glass hazards.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Are you a hobbit mate? ;o)
German Beer ftw as well.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# what's the best thing about fucking a hobbit....?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you can get your bagg in?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^this
and yes, I think I might have a bit of hobbit in me. My feet are a bit large for my height.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# You stole my hat
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# erm...
is yours the fez, the stetson or the pink kangol hat?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Nature called...
You probably don't want it back now
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i got ma new shoes on....
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# for four days now?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# wrong song
you pong!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I know. But I don't know the next lyric to your song
and I couldn't be arsed to google it =D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hurrah
that is almost as fucked up as my weekend!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Elaborate!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# ^this!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *pleads memory loss*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Overruled!
Tell the story ms. grrrrl or I'll find you in contempt of court
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# no!
*runs away crying*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Worse thing ever. I share your pain.
especially considering the amount of shattered glass usually laying around.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# yes there was a lot of it
but I didnt get cut luckily.

The thing im regretting most are the 6 people in britain I called from my mobile, but have no recollection of the conversations.
I only realised on saturday when i had a look at my dialled numbers. Apparently I spoke to the mother of one of my mates in London for 5 minutes and a couple of my exs. Fuck knows what I said.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# the only working strategy
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50, archived)