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# I just finished my degree!
So have this chap:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# WooYay!
Although it doesn't look like it's done you much good...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# congrats
and that reminds me i must ebay my degree scroll thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i'll swap you my 2:2 Biology degree from Reading
for yours, or for whatever small change you have in your pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I have a diploma in Holistic Therapy
That do?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Done, the certificate is in the post
I may have wiped my arse on it a few years ago though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I have a foundation certificate in food hygene
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I have one of those
from a short stint working as a bar steward at Bristol Airport 9 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Well done you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I admire you
I'm glad I got mine before b3ta was around. I still doubt that I'll get my PhD if not with a thesis on internet memes and humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Why not?
You can get degrees in other silly things like darts and English these days, why not b3ta?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'm considering it.
I'm confidents in my CDCs skills, but I still have to master the punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# It helps if you do a 'mickey mouse' degree
like mine
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Disney then?
That is a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Well in my last exam
I wrote two essays about chimpanzees and monkeys...

Anyway, pub time!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# My sister's friend did his dissertation on
'The Effect of Greek and Roman Literature on Doctor Who'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Wow!
I chose the wrong subject!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# imitation?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# social learning and theory of mind (psychology)
so yes there was monkey imitation!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yay!
telekinesis ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# BATTENBURG!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you wont last long out on the suface of Mars, Quaid!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# zats great... weah ahh we?

edit: how rude... a hearty woo of course to the image at the top of this thread!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i'm gonna need an extra hand!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
have you been rummaging in my porn collection?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# dang..
busted again.
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# bang
dusted again

(is how I read that)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# wang
rusted again
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Total Recoil!
at that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:16, archived)