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# Lully!
*can look at this now as she's off work for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
#
bass brandishing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *Licks finger, touches arse*
You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# HEY!
now my arse is all wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *knocks on door*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Gayvon calling?
Sorry. I couldn't not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# bing bong
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# J-von calling!
(that's for stoners)

Do another one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# another one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# bing bong
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# you pong
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
wow!
i've been enjoying myself so much
i never noticed it was already hometime!!!

BYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Gainagain!
*bounces in chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# bing bong?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nooooo
That's the same!

Ah, never mind. I'm happy with gayvon and j-von for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Ray Vaughn calling
SHABBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Shabba Ranks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phoenix nights
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Ahhh.
I only caught a couple of episodes of that. 'Come and get your black bin bags' is a favourite though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *puts safety chain on*
*opens door*
hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ah hello? I häff come to be repairing yür wäsching machine, ja?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *doesn't remember you having that moustache*
*fast forwards through all the talking scenes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# erm ok
i'm afraid my heating is also broken.
it's very hot in here and i'm only wearing a sequinned thong
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# this thong is the fire häzärd
you must be for the taking off doings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *starts playing cheesy music in the background*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# OI
get that funky guitar music going.

wakka wakka wakka
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# erm ok
oh no it's stuck!
pass me that KY Jelly will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *hands you bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# *climbs in*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# cor!
NSFW ahoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You wish
Maybe after the dieting, my dear. If it goes down enough I'm going to try out for the Suicide Girls (I know, I know, but I'm only young once)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# if what goes down enough?
/filthy mind blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# weight in general.
I don't want to lose too much boob. I think if I went below a DD I'd stop instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# tie string round them first
/struck off medical register blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Hi everybody
If you want to have an exclusive surgery with me, Dr. Nick Riviera, dial 1-800-DOCTORB. Note the extra B is for BARGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You just made me giggle.
And now I need a weewee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *tickles*
*with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# HA
Been and gone already.

I'll just have to poo on you instead *holds down by neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *blows on your anus*
stops you pooing does that
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# How on Earth do you know that?
If it's the mucky way, fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# i heard about it through a really disgusting story
a mate told me invloving a bet, a pretty lady and a severe case of the runs
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Certainly valid.
Air on it can kind of make you.... retreat. Like if your anus was a tortoises head.

I think it's just the shock of the temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# This makes complete sense and I endorse this method.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# rope fetishist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I've seen those type of photos
Makes boobs look like raw haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Not nice, is it?
No. Ropes are for limbs only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# SG do seem to be a lot more popular than when I first heard of them
/also has week off
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# The are
I've only got a normal membership, but I've had good feedback from those photos.

I don't know. I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You have nothing to lose really
I first got pointed to the site ~5 years ago. Oddly enough it's been women who've mentionned it more than chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah
Proper girls, though. Tits and bums and stuff. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yes!
Refreshing, then again that's the nice thing about alternative modelling, the women are far more real, though that doesn't necessarily mean poor quality photography.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Well I plan on being very real
I've tried not looking real before, and I looked far too Auschwitz to be attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# The 'distressed' look?
It's not an easy one to do. So when we see you on SG will you be wearing a smile?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I think I'm always going to have pants.
Well, unless I get really REALLY self confident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
#
really REALLY self confident an industrial ladyshave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft.
How little you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha
oh i know alright.
we don't call you kojak for nothing
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# :O
Why I do declare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# hee hee
not a fan of the completely bald look myself.
looks to much like a childs doings
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Did I say that?
No, I'm being mysterious.

Plus it may habve been a mistake due to getting carried away
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
yeah my G/F got a new shaver a couple of weeks ago and got a bit carried away.

i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Or if you are tastefully turned/concealed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# That'd be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Not that I spend a lot of time looking at nude alternative models you realise
/ctrl+shft+del
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that.
If I get to be an SG I'm going to cut a b3ta t shirt up into pants, and have a thong made out of furtive head and string.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# It's more high-end than SG
But there's some very nice alt models on

NSFW NSFW NSFW
Spooky TGP
NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# these girls are so naked
they're not even wearing a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)