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# For no particular reason:
A chick riding a snake.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Great as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# a, a snake!?!?
pah!!
i got all excited for all of a fraction just then...


;)

Edit: that's a funny clip for Team Fortress
googled your sig
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# That clip's sold the game to me!
I WANT TF2 NOW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# it looks so much different to the original
it's got a great character all to itself
now it's no longer Counter Strike's neglected brother
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Something ticks me off about this, though.
5 Years ago I suggested to the company was working for at the time that we make a Battlefield 1942-style game with those kind of OTT cartoon visuals.
They poo-pooed it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# i'd just like a games industry
that no longer sacrificies style and character for grey boring reality
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# That isn't
controlled by 'marketing' twonks so that all games are released in competition with each other on 3 days of the year with months of yawning dead time inbetween, and even then only games that can be easily pitched by and to these morons will ever get developed in the first place and cursed with lousy management that are incapable of actually liasing between the bean-counters and the teams so that people actually have some clue of what is going on and some sense that it can be achieved on time blah blah blah moan mutter rant

/ex games industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# what happened to the graphical adventures?
why did lucasarts ditch everything that wasn't SW related?

/shattered world blog
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# ^This^
Edit: At least SWOS is making a comeback :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# and Sam & Max are back on the road
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# TFC IS NOT THE BLOODY ORIGINAL!!!
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# CRY SOME MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# some people thinks they can outsmarts me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Lully!
*can look at this now as she's off work for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
#
bass brandishing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *Licks finger, touches arse*
You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# HEY!
now my arse is all wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *knocks on door*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Gayvon calling?
Sorry. I couldn't not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# bing bong
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# J-von calling!
(that's for stoners)

Do another one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# another one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# bing bong
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# you pong
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
wow!
i've been enjoying myself so much
i never noticed it was already hometime!!!

BYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Gainagain!
*bounces in chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# bing bong?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nooooo
That's the same!

Ah, never mind. I'm happy with gayvon and j-von for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Ray Vaughn calling
SHABBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Shabba Ranks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phoenix nights
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Ahhh.
I only caught a couple of episodes of that. 'Come and get your black bin bags' is a favourite though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *puts safety chain on*
*opens door*
hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ah hello? I häff come to be repairing yür wäsching machine, ja?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *doesn't remember you having that moustache*
*fast forwards through all the talking scenes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# erm ok
i'm afraid my heating is also broken.
it's very hot in here and i'm only wearing a sequinned thong
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# this thong is the fire häzärd
you must be for the taking off doings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *starts playing cheesy music in the background*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# OI
get that funky guitar music going.

wakka wakka wakka
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# erm ok
oh no it's stuck!
pass me that KY Jelly will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *hands you bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# *climbs in*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# cor!
NSFW ahoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You wish
Maybe after the dieting, my dear. If it goes down enough I'm going to try out for the Suicide Girls (I know, I know, but I'm only young once)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# if what goes down enough?
/filthy mind blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# weight in general.
I don't want to lose too much boob. I think if I went below a DD I'd stop instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# tie string round them first
/struck off medical register blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Hi everybody
If you want to have an exclusive surgery with me, Dr. Nick Riviera, dial 1-800-DOCTORB. Note the extra B is for BARGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You just made me giggle.
And now I need a weewee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *tickles*
*with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# HA
Been and gone already.

I'll just have to poo on you instead *holds down by neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *blows on your anus*
stops you pooing does that
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# How on Earth do you know that?
If it's the mucky way, fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# i heard about it through a really disgusting story
a mate told me invloving a bet, a pretty lady and a severe case of the runs
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Certainly valid.
Air on it can kind of make you.... retreat. Like if your anus was a tortoises head.

I think it's just the shock of the temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# This makes complete sense and I endorse this method.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# rope fetishist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I've seen those type of photos
Makes boobs look like raw haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Not nice, is it?
No. Ropes are for limbs only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# SG do seem to be a lot more popular than when I first heard of them
/also has week off
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# The are
I've only got a normal membership, but I've had good feedback from those photos.

I don't know. I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# You have nothing to lose really
I first got pointed to the site ~5 years ago. Oddly enough it's been women who've mentionned it more than chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah
Proper girls, though. Tits and bums and stuff. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yes!
Refreshing, then again that's the nice thing about alternative modelling, the women are far more real, though that doesn't necessarily mean poor quality photography.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Well I plan on being very real
I've tried not looking real before, and I looked far too Auschwitz to be attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# The 'distressed' look?
It's not an easy one to do. So when we see you on SG will you be wearing a smile?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I think I'm always going to have pants.
Well, unless I get really REALLY self confident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
#
really REALLY self confident an industrial ladyshave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft.
How little you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha
oh i know alright.
we don't call you kojak for nothing
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# :O
Why I do declare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# hee hee
not a fan of the completely bald look myself.
looks to much like a childs doings
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Did I say that?
No, I'm being mysterious.

Plus it may habve been a mistake due to getting carried away
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
yeah my G/F got a new shaver a couple of weeks ago and got a bit carried away.

i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Or if you are tastefully turned/concealed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# That'd be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Not that I spend a lot of time looking at nude alternative models you realise
/ctrl+shft+del
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that.
If I get to be an SG I'm going to cut a b3ta t shirt up into pants, and have a thong made out of furtive head and string.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# It's more high-end than SG
But there's some very nice alt models on

NSFW NSFW NSFW
Spooky TGP
NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# these girls are so naked
they're not even wearing a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Pirate boots?
Phwoar!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# JJ does good boots


EDIT: Oh! I honestly thought she had boots on . . . *belms*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# You win the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# words fail to portray how i'm feeling right now....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Of course you did
Now take your medication
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# boots
that is, large turgid round boots.

mhhh boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# big snake or small chick?
it's important that i know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Woo nice!
*makes obligatory "ride my snake anyday" comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *sssslither*
nice
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# euphemisms abound
he doesn't look too happy about it though
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# ooh
*spanks brank*

edit: also i have 1GB of brand spanking new RAM and two monitors!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Al Gore's got three!

in your face Mink!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Great norks as ever JJ
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# more of this!
much, much more!
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Do I like it?
Why SERPENTLY! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *head in hands*
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hehehe!
Here! *passes tissue*

Viper your nose . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# please mr. hat
i'd rattler you didn't start this...
(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Fangs very much.
Someone had to tell him.
(checkers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Lovely as ever.
and strangely I'm just listening to a song that just sung "Do you wanna ride on my back" :P
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hello? is that mr freud?
~~~~#~~~#~~~
great JJ clearly isn't getting any at the moment, could you rustle up some randy nuns and send them round to his place
~~~~~~~~~~###~~~~~~~~###~~
yeah, have them bring some strapons just in case, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# fantastic!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# i'd like this to be a concept sketch for a new TV series.
as it's WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Ride it to the lake, the ancient lake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# oooo its got brian all a flutter


(Undercovers, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:16, archived)