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# Sorry, but this has been in my head for days...
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I saw the punchline before anything else.
Where's the suspense?
Where's the tension?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# here you g* oh, sorry, I missheard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# would
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# pffft
good sir, if i were you i'd demand i bought a copy of your book
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] err...


edit: oops
(TheGreatElvis, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Mutster did a book about redexs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# nah
just SF novels
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# About redexs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# no
one about a novelist who buys a book by himself in a second hand bookshop, one about two street kids living in a domed city.

neither published, or even touted to agents.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I'd buy the one about touting to agents!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *SPANGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW*
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Queues up to buy Tout in a Toutland
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# my 3rd novel will be the dogs bollocks, if i ever tear myself away from b3ta long enough to write it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Will it be called
What I did on my holiday?

Coz if it is, I've done it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# but I have bought a copy of my book
oh, you mean you. yes, you should, its had some very good feedback, and not just from my mum :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# cor
i can elect to spend $123.26 to get overnight delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Yeah but HT will deliver it in his pants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# *cancels order*
*hides from world*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# be more impressive if it didn't take 3-5 days to print first
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Why don't they have a UK branch dammit?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# if an American branch is good enough for Americans, it's good enough for the ROW.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Ghostist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Fuck!
I'm still reading ghost as goatse! Im scarred for life!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 22 May 2007, 20:09, archived)