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[challenge entry] Not too subtle I hope ;-)

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(Biff..., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# My television has told me that there is someone on big brother
whose dad has died while she's been in the house and they're refusing to tell her.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Oh, and he's already been buried.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# fuck
is that shit happening again?

b3ta is almost intolerable while it is on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# the Australian one is.
I'm sure you'll be able to avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# the UK version starts in a week or so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *gets ready to hang self*
oh god NO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Don't do it!
There must be some way to avoid it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# sporks in eyes and ears does it
but you tend to miss everything else as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# argh!
mind pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# sorry ives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# i've got it!
*pokes eyes out and cuts ears off*
jobs a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Oh dear God no!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# there's going to be a gay wedding or something
so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Is it?
I may go back into hiding for the duration then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'ning micto
I dont normally post links to interesting stories, but this one IS quite interesting:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

An aligator & a python have a fight. Not quite a monkey knife fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# An electron scanning microscope
Could not find my level of caring about this

EDIT: Sorry, it is very heartless. But I hate big brother.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I don't have much of an interest in the show either, I just think it's really fucking morbid.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# its turned into a freak show....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
#
turned into
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# My brother had a 'coming out' this year at work
where he and most of senior management at the company admitted to watching, and sometimes even enjoying big brother.

I was at my dad's place one night and he burst through the front door in a huff. I asked him what was wrong and he said "We all fucking admit it to each other and the people are shit this year".

It'd be funnier if I could convey the raw emotion in his voice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# You are Winston Smith!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# What an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I would have loved to be in the meeting where they decided not to tell her.
I would have giggled inappropriately as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Very subtle
Still good though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Ta
- back to work now.

Errm well maybe one more attempt ;-)
(Biff..., Thu 24 May 2007, 10:09, archived)