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# Clearly you've never heard
of the Hamster Ball Spider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# christ
they even have water spiders now. i would live on a submarine but im not sure about crabs.. i mean whats their agenda ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Good question my friend.
www.tnaqua.org/Newsroom/HighRes/SpiderCrab_popup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# argh
its belly is closing its eyes and sticking its tongue out at me. bastard crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# In our local Whole Foods store
they sell crabs' legs that look like 18-inch long spiders' legs. I don't know what kind of crab they're from, and of course I personally don't eat anything that's ever had a face and/or parents, but it still disturbs the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# vegetables have faces too
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# It doesn't count if you draw them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# You're sure?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Their agenda is tasting good.
mmmm. crab legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# then you are a liability
and as such you are no longer allowed in my bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:47, archived)
# not with a whimper, or a bang
but with crab legs.

and melted butter. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# WALK LIKE CRAB, TASTE LIKE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:09, archived)