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# some word art
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:53, archived)
# this is art even without me reading it.
I love looking at big bunches of handwritten text, seriously, I'm not just kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:11, archived)
# ta
you should read it if you can. my real life handwriting is just as bad if not more illegible.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# I just did.
and I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:17, archived)
# Read mine. It's a true story.
It's about something that happened to me when I was playing some b-ball. After this happened, I got into some crazy adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:19, archived)
# lol
you should try that at an open mic night.

'yeah..here is a poem..i just wrote about some bad experiences i had as a youngster growing up..all about how my life got flip - turned..'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Haha
I'm going to need a bongo-player for this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:29, archived)
# and a bigger boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Needs more Fresh Prince

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:12, archived)
# needs more respect
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ha
that's pretty clever
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:24, archived)
# It is, I'm not.
Copied and pasted from elsewhere, I'm afraid ::)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:28, archived)
# they're pretty clever in elsewhere, aren't they?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Nah, they stole it too.
Will Smith is the real genuis here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# waaah!
how did you break my internet?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# It appears to be a lot of entity codes
with some conventional ascii characters where they'd look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# where is quilladelphia?
(siblin, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# one of my biggest global-warming related fears
is that huntsmen spiders and Sydney funnel webs will make their way to the States.

If that happens, I may have to move to Alaska or kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:25, archived)
# maybe we could club together and buy some kind of bubble
like a hamster ball and roll about the world spider free. just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Clearly you've never heard
of the Hamster Ball Spider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# christ
they even have water spiders now. i would live on a submarine but im not sure about crabs.. i mean whats their agenda ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Good question my friend.
www.tnaqua.org/Newsroom/HighRes/SpiderCrab_popup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# argh
its belly is closing its eyes and sticking its tongue out at me. bastard crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# In our local Whole Foods store
they sell crabs' legs that look like 18-inch long spiders' legs. I don't know what kind of crab they're from, and of course I personally don't eat anything that's ever had a face and/or parents, but it still disturbs the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# vegetables have faces too
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# It doesn't count if you draw them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# You're sure?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Their agenda is tasting good.
mmmm. crab legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# then you are a liability
and as such you are no longer allowed in my bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:47, archived)
# not with a whimper, or a bang
but with crab legs.

and melted butter. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# WALK LIKE CRAB, TASTE LIKE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That sounds FUN.
and refreshingly arachnid-challenged.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7231264
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# With my luck
I would construct the perfect bubble, that no creater could penetrate...and then find that there was ONE fly in it, just one, buzzing and flitting about incessantly, driving me crazy. And I would have to decide whether to open up the bubble to let it out, and risk letting all the other bad stuff in; or just live with the fly, forever and ever.

Yes, this is how it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# The Brown Widow
relative of the Black, is steadily making its way across the States. I think it's only a matter of time before some of the more deadly South American critters make permanent homes here. It's only the climate that's stopped them in the past, and it's not going to be a problem for them much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# or even some of the critters already in the southern U.S.
making their way farther north.

Like tarantulas, or scorpions, or fire ants.
Or killer bees.

OH GOD BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# yes, that is so true...
especially the bit about no elephants hiding under a paper
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:54, archived)