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# but wait!
is there more?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# No,
there's not
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# there isn't?
well fuck that then

I'm going to JML
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Get the JML cash away.
Do you spend all you money on non-shite.

THEN STOP.

the new JML cash away is the best way to rid yourself of money. Our JML plastic shite on a stick will leave you feeling robbed good and propper.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# but I really need that inflatable clam sheller with free dog scissors
and extra pack of ClamGleem™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# the JML cash away is all you need.
iT might look like bright yellow plastic - and thats because IT IS.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# yellow you say
*strokes chin with intrigue*

go on - you've peaked my attention
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# piqued
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Many thanks
it has been a long and hard day and I'm world weary .... and now I've got to go and write a dissertation.

which sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# i'm making an animation for them right now
for the ubershit pro ceramic vegetable peeler.

i've seen this product up close for a couple of days now. it wouldn't last 3 minutes in active service
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# pro vegetable
mong
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# :D
"WITH THE NEW PRO VEGETABLE MONG YOU CAN MLMLNGLMLLMGLMGLNGLMLGNGLMGLNGLMGLMGLGNGNNLLMGMGMG"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha
it really is a house of tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# that needs to be in song form, a la madness
innit

"welcome to the house of tat"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# it's only meant to last long enough to be advertised
and then shipped to the moronscustomers who really are fucking numbneed these greatshite productswaste of earths resources

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *surfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *drowns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)