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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)
# A wedding ring, Shirley!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Thank you B3ta
Thanks to you this headline is just downright dirty to me.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6710531.stm

*shakes fist*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:29, archived)
# pfftt!
Speaking of which... anyone else see the review of R.Kelly's album in the Grauniad today.

Sounds like a classic...

arts.guardian.co.uk/filmandmusic/story/0,,2091951,00.html

"...Zoo, on which he claims his amorata's vagina is "like Jurassic Park". What this is supposed to mean is a little unclear - curated by Richard Attenborough? Largely computer-generated? Lauded by Rolling Stone as "colossal, mind-bending entertainment"? "
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
""Ooh-ooh, ah-ah," he sings, unmistakably doing an imitation of a monkey. "Those are the sounds I wanna hear when you're moaning in my ear." What else does a lady have to do to turn him on? Paint her bum bright red and pick the fleas out of his hair?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# and the babys father was the midget...
the midget...
the midget...
the midget...
the midget...
the midget...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# that's an interesting way of dealing with the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:29, archived)
# THANK.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:32, archived)
# YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:34, archived)
# MA'AM.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:38, archived)
# HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED.
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:03, archived)
# quite. thank you so much.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 7:02, archived)
# PICTURES ARE NICE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# gay.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# THE FUNNY PART IS THAT I CAN'T EDIT MY POSTS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:39, archived)
# hahahaha.
that's not funny.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:39, archived)
# how come you've been being really mean as of late?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:47, archived)
# HE GOT HEADCANCER.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:59, archived)
# AND RABIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:00, archived)
#
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* People aren't always who they say they are. Be careful about adding strangers to your friends list. It's fun to connect with new MySpace friends from all over the world, but avoid meeting people in person whom you do not fully know. If you must meet someone, do it in a public place and bring a friend or trusted adult.
* Harassment, hate speech and inappropriate content should be reported. If you feel someone's behavior is inappropriate, react. Talk with a trusted adult, or report it to MySpace or the authorities.
* Don't post anything that would embarrass you later. Think twice before posting a photo or info you wouldn't want your parents or boss to see!
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:07, archived)
# LOOKING FOR HOT HORNY TEENS? MYB3TASPACE.SHUTUPASSCLOWN.COM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:11, archived)
# I've been watching newsradio on dvd and now I'm finally on to season five where they replace phil hartman
and I'm kind of scared to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:14, archived)
# it's still pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:52, archived)
# JERRY SEINFELD IN AN ARMCHAIR WATCHING HIS TELEVISION.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:12, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA SITTING AT HIS COMPUTER WATCHING NEWSRADIO ON HIS TV.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:15, archived)
# WITH A STACK OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. KRAMER BURSTS IN AND HE'S ALL LIKE "...?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:16, archived)
# "BILLS NOT REALLY DEAD!"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:19, archived)
# "YES HE IS DEAD"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:23, archived)
# "NO, GEORGE, HE'S ALIVE I HAVE PROOF HERE, IN THE MAGAZINE"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:24, archived)
# i don't know.
i haven't really been trying to be.
should be fine though now as i'm done with school till august when i'm finally moving somewhere warm.
sorry if i've come off as a cunt.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# i'd say something nice
if i knew what the fuck was going on
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Roy Lichtenstein, seen here with some of his Microsoft clip-art paintings..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:59, archived)
# I RECOGNISE THE FIRST PICTURE OF THE MAN WITH THE FIST AS MS WORD CLIPART!
I don't get the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:42, archived)
# wait I think I kind of get it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)
# I'm a cross posting whore.
But I want you /boarders to think long and hard about how nasty you were to a poor noob:

There was a young noob called LOLerskates,
/talks nastiness got her in quite some states.
She ran off to /board,
Fluffyness she sought,
But she pissed off the /board-nazis, poor LOLerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:45, archived)
# STICK IT UP YOUR RAPE HOLE.
 
We weren't nasty to her, it's there in black, white, and various shades of grey.
Mainly because this is the night-shift, and we are super and lully.. now, the day-time people, they're a right shower of cunts. :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:50, archived)
# You're the nastiest of the lot!
You horrible ring-leader you.
Just because you know all of us /talkers are always lully.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:51, archived)
# THOUGHTCRIME DOES NOT ENTAIL DEATH: THOUGHTCRIME IS DEATH.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:58, archived)
# YOUR NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES
AND THEREFOR ARE BREAKING THE RULES
ERGO YOUR EXISTENCE IS NOW MORE LEGITIMATE THAN YOUR FATHERS

GO BUY A LEATHER JACKET
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7231239
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 6:59, archived)
# AND A PROSTITUTE. NO, THREE PROSTITUTES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 7:03, archived)
# IN CASE LIKE, ONE OF 'EM DIES. Y'KNOW, ACCIDENTALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 7:51, archived)
# i like this!



(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I thank you.
 
Also, this:
'Backstabber' video

(not quite NSFW)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)