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# YOU ARE SHIT AND SO IS THE CONTENT OF YOUR LARGE INTESTINE
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha

*mumbles something about my board stats quote*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I haven't even checked if I'm there
My contribution has been somewhat sporadic of late
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i can't even remember the stats link
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Jesus Christ I'm up the shitting top again!
That's what happens when the family go on holiday. I'm going to leave my laptop and pda at home when I'm sailing and get off the shitting internet for a while. I'm not even dressed yet!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# is this the voice of reason?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# No, that was Happy Toast
but yeah I suppose. I've had another wasted week and I deliberately stayed off the family holiday to get a few things done. Apart from a trip to Blackpool on the bike last week and sitting around vegging with you lot I have done nothing.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# You went to Blackpool
and you didn't pop in for coffee?

*offended*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Oops.
Well it was a bit impromptu. I was board Saturday lunch so I rang a mate and we got the bikes out. I did plan on staying the night somewhere but after going first to Fleetwood to see an old mate then on to Blackpool and just being bored I decided it would be more fun to hurtle back at 140mph. Sorry. I might be going back to Fleetwood next week so could treat you to a bevvy?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Ooooh yes :)
Gaz me or something!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I shall, miss.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *irrigates*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *inmates*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *immolates*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# up your bum,
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Touche!
:D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i find there
isn't enough use of the word "honkey" by white blokes.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I often hear the word STOP!
when the mrs has pmt going on in her panties too.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I saw a sign at a garage today
that said "stop. test your brakes"

I think they were telling you to come in for a check up, but if you manage to stop for the check up, then surely your brakes work...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# good thinking batman
mind you, it would be fun to slide into the workshop at speed and fall in their pit and say "fix that, fuckers "
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Powedeeeered Tooooaaaaast Maaaaaaann!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# "especially for youuuuuuuuu......"
meh
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# argh Futtock! :D
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# You've been Futtock-ed!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)