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[challenge entry] I feel sorry for the person who owns this phallus:
Click for bigga peas.

From the Office Art challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# The ball on the left is enlarged...
cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Possibly..
It would explain my sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# That's sweet of you
but I'll stick with my sandwich and apple for lunch, if it's all the same
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# one always hangs lower then the other
that how you can tell whether you're left or right handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# You only need to look at your bollocks to see if you're left or right handed if you're a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# your cock bends to the left if you are right-handed
and you started wanking at an early age.


apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Both true.
So I guess that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *chokes on coffee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# surely whichever hand you use
to move your cock out of the way so you can see your balls should give you a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Spongeballs Squareglans?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# are we playing with racing games today?

i prefer Live For Speed.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i prefer Forza
*spends more time painting cars than racing*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# coincidentally thats exactly what drew my to LFS...
...the ability to do your own car skins.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i'm so sad
i spent 3 hours making a Saab look like a volvo police car
and drawing comedy spunk bubbles all over my porsche
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i just stuck to doing the Mad Max skins
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I like Juiced
I realise how sad that is.

Oh, and burnout is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# burnout is cool
as long as the first thing you do after purchasing the game
is to switch off the annoying yank surfer dude DJ
*strangles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Agreed..
Burnout was awful on the psp though, its like straight.. straight..oh look theres a cornerCRASH!!

In other words you may as well be driving in fog.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I bought a 360 with my redundancy pay
to while away the unemployed hours

I'm loving PGR3
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I wish I had one of them :-(
We will soon, manwife's getting one free with his new phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# They've never appealed to me before
But it was a shit load cheaper than the PS3

It's braw
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I got one the other week
and it's pretty flippin spanky good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Gears of War is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yes, this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Any of you cunts on xbox live?
I'm fourdam if anyone wants to be my geek friend
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# aye, gamertag in profile.
i don't play online much.

i think the neville & jam master geordie are on live, probably loads more
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# they took out the ability to do the best bit though!!!
Cat and Mouse
where we used to split into teams of two
one in a super car, one in a mini

first team's mini over the finish line at nurburg was winner
much pushtastic fun in a mini doing 190mph with a koinigisigigizizigigiah up your arse

i'll be getting one when Halo3 eventually gets a release
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Cat and mouse is in the multiplayer
Haven't had a chance to play online due to shit internets, but it looks like their working

Downloaded Halo 3 Beta last night
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# oh! i didn't think there were any minis in the new one!
cool!

Halo3 looks amazing
they take it back at the end of the week though
the original is the only reason i bought an xbox in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# that looks like
the Mad Max police car - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)