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# hahaha
why are the passengers with the strangest names the ones who get called over the PA.

Anyone remember that thing from a few years ago with the Airport announcements done in a BartSimpson /Moe Sizlak style

edit: well that wasn't hard to find: www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm must be GC-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I think there was summat similar in a recent newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Its a good 10 years old
*remembers the internet when it made screeching noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# R Tape loading error
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
#
needs more sword wielding quo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# My pilot a few years ago was Captain Crash
Not a word of a lie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yipes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It was the first time I'd ever flown as well
I was shitting myself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Did he wear a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Yes. And a mask.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Could be this bloke

Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That's nothing
My snip was done by a Dr. Klinger, like him wots out of Mash, and I had an X-Ray machine pointed at me by...

...Bruce Banner.

And no, I didn't make him angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Excellent!
You had the snip? Nasty...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Not as nasty
As the possible hoover & coathanger / eighteen years of maintenance results that could happen otherwise.

It wasn't that bad actually. Until the anaesthetic wore off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)