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[challenge entry] They left this bit out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Neeear Faaaar
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *drops Celine over the back of the boat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
s kicks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Was tempted
But it took more typing.

You lurking today?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# i got called into a meeting earlier
and now i'm just back from my lunch

i don't lurk, i fear ivesb's lurkers net
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Me too: he's the reason I'm here so much!



Could you vector my 2000 post if you get the chance?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# point me to it baby
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Here you go
(Without 2000 written on it)
Here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# does your dog have a tattoo in its ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Yes, it's an ID thing
Turns out there's about 23 brands of microchip reader in the country, and they can't read other brands. A tattoo is a tattoo, registered with one company: if someone finds him, there's no argument.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# how did you get him to stay still?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# did he pick the design himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# bwahahaha!!
*brandishes net menacinly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# how do you get the electric current to run through it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# aha!
thats for me to know and for you to be electocuted, dirty lurkers!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I WASN'T LURKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# i'll let you off



this time....
*powers down net*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# phew
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# the rain has arrived!
Fuck me, it's giving it some. It was gloriously sunny 20 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# it's not raining here
but it's complete cloud cover
no blue sky at all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Edinburgh is just cold...
and pretty dreach... dreek, drieche... grim
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Dreich i reckon
it's the same here. (glasgow)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You've got what we had this morning.
Nice & sunny in Mancland now. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ^ this
where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hertfordshire.
The west side of it, next to Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hemel Hempstead - Westside!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm in Tring!
Fucking hell dude, you're well close!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I think it's just about to rain here.
Hopefully stopped by hometime though as I have no jacket and always hate the choice between getting soaked, doing some overtime until the rain stops or using the huge brolly with a big metal spike sticking out the top in a thunderstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# wrap the spike in sellotape, and the handle too.
What the fuck? You're the scientist.

Would that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Highly unlikely
and I'm not sure how insulating my DMs are.

I could try building myself a Farraday cage out of paperclips I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# They're rubber soled, aren't they?
what if you stuck something rubber on the spike?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# But also steel toe-capped
That might cancel it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# but isn't the steel encased in the rubber and leather?
Remember I'm quite shit at physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# then how will you use your mobile phone?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Reach between the paperclips and text
between lightnings.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# You're all too clever for me.
You could just get wet and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# 5) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *CATCHES CYCLOPS IN NET OF WAX*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# thats pretty heroic
I think I'll write a odyssey about it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Gah! No!
/studied Homer's Odyssey for GCSE
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I could write an Iliad instead if you'd prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# That as well. In Greek.
And Xenophon's Anabasis, which was brilliant.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# How about a limerick?
since you've poo-poo'd the other great works of literature
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Much better idea!
An Ithacan King called Odysseus
Had nothing in common with Theseus
He sailed in his boat
Had sex with a goat
And then got marooned for ages with a goddess called Calypso*



*may need work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# may?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It'll do
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You Ptolemy lies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# there once was a man named achillies
he liked to look at willies
he challenged hector to fight
put his head on a spike
and appollo shot him in his heel....
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# there once was a keyboard-like weasel
who tried to lick paint from an easel
the plan was transacted
but the paint was infected
now his his face is a single big measle

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i've tried several times to read that
it makes my brain bleed.

as does ulysses
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Don't do Ovid then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *notes down*
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Oi! You!
You've wished all your rain onto my hospital!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# and mine!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Awesome!
SUPER PUMPED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ...but they'd eaten their tickets
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# 'mittag
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Mahlzeit!
TGIF, what, what?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yes indeed
I'm knackered what what.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# yes
the ark would have been fucking massive, just like jungle music.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
why are the passengers with the strangest names the ones who get called over the PA.

Anyone remember that thing from a few years ago with the Airport announcements done in a BartSimpson /Moe Sizlak style

edit: well that wasn't hard to find: www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm must be GC-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I think there was summat similar in a recent newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Its a good 10 years old
*remembers the internet when it made screeching noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# R Tape loading error
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
#
needs more sword wielding quo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# My pilot a few years ago was Captain Crash
Not a word of a lie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yipes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It was the first time I'd ever flown as well
I was shitting myself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Did he wear a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Yes. And a mask.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Could be this bloke

Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That's nothing
My snip was done by a Dr. Klinger, like him wots out of Mash, and I had an X-Ray machine pointed at me by...

...Bruce Banner.

And no, I didn't make him angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Excellent!
You had the snip? Nasty...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Not as nasty
As the possible hoover & coathanger / eighteen years of maintenance results that could happen otherwise.

It wasn't that bad actually. Until the anaesthetic wore off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# and Eric Burdon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# The pterodactyl would be able to catch up surely?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)