b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7300321 (Thread)

# THE NEW A-TEAM

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the new A-Team!
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# where's amy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Wrong, Right, Wrong, Wrong
Hannibal - Mel Gibson
Face - George Clooney
Murdoch - Jim Carey
Michael Clarke Duncan - Mr. T

although I will take this opportunity to roast:
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oh please god, no
please tell me they aren't

please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# hahah, no, not with that cast, at least ;)
it's one of those filsm that's been in 'production hell' for about 10 years or more
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# like the new Master of the Universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# than kfuck
let's hope it stays there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# this idea is stupid
and pointless

so I guess I'm going to look on imdb now

and then become very sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Gibson? really?
let me think about that one...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I think he'd be ideal for it, if they ever got around to it.
now though, this thread will degenerate into one of those 'what if X played X discussions'
so I shall stop replying to this forthwith ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# but batman vs spiderman! who'd win?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *refuses to get drawn into this*











batman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# what if the rapper 'DMX' played Malcom X?
edit: or, even better, the improbably named actor "Xzibit" (nickname "X to the Z" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# George Clooney is too old to be Face
Mel Gibson is too uncharismatic to be Hannibal.

And I dunno who Michael Clarke whatsit is.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# huge guy from 'The Green Mile'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Green Mile?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# The story about the lives of guards on death row leading up to the execution of a wrongly accused man who has the power of faith healing.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# faith healing?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Faith healing, also called divine healing or spiritual healing, is the use of spiritual means in treating disease
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# disease?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# A disease is an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bodily funtions?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# shit!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Fuck off
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# get out more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# too huge to play T
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# If he's too huge, then how about Gary Coleman for Mr T?
pic here
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# That guy's ripped!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Whatchotalkinbout fool?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# If Mel Gibson was Hannibal
they wouldn't help any jews.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I 'aint getting on no motherfucking plane, motherfucking fool!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# sam jackson would be infinitely better at being baracas than larry fishburne.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Gary Coleman FTW! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# what choo talkin bout plane, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Is this some new film horror
or are you just posting pictures of your favourite actors?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ...
just an idea that came to my foolish mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Morpheus! Don't get on that plane!
Oh you are shit aren't you, SACK HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Morpheus! Morpheus! Morpheus!
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# oh my god
I just realised

they are going to fight terrorists

and save the all american americans threatened by them

oh god, it has instant sequelitis

OH MY GOD!!

I'm imagining it in me brains! make it stop!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hannibal = Anthony Hopkins
Otherwise you've got the same choices I made when I thought of this a few years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# and he should ride around on a huge elephant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)