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# i don't get motorola's new phone


original here


edit:
apologies to as seen on tv who did seem to get it, but it's not exactly rocket science
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# huh?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# LOL, Spam?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# no
click the link
saw the tv ad and thought of b3ta straight away, there's a very (un)subtle change
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Motorisr
And?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# This needs an
[insert a picture saying EXPLAINATION here]

What's not to get? It's a phone...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# it looks like it bends slightly when you slide the cover up.
If it feels more like a conventional phone handset, i'd probably like it.

It looks like it has built in MP3 player -- meh...

But then, maybe I don't get it either

*waits yet again for wetware phone implant*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Moron!
*gets it*
Ironic how nearly everyone's RISing it.
Edit: Don't explain, make 'em work!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# This would be funny in response to a moronic post
but here it's just threadwasting - not funny
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ^this
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# FFS now you are all RISing as well!
RIS comes from a damaged shop sign from MORRISONS supermarket. The letters RIS had dropped off and left MORONS. Now it is B3ta for "I don't understand the post". Read your family history chillen, before you start giving out bollockings.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# this is
quite possibly the most ristastic post i'll ever make :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Well I thought it was obvious as well as hummussy
and as a bonus it's brought out a few anger management patients.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# thank you
sirrah
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# you're both mistaken
www.b3ta.com/board/7305210
he wasn't insulting me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# a good excuse to show off my RIS pic

(i do get it by the way)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
hurray for megadeth turning up somewhere on the board!

\m/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Yes, motoRISr...

Sorry for deleting, I wanted to edit & clicked the wrong button.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# What does RIS actually mean?
I've never known :S
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# i don't get it
pretty much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Then why answer?
Sorry if that seems rude btw, but you know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# no you prick
as you've now seen from the links it means "i don't get it" fucking clart
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Also
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Thank you good sir
I never thought about Wiki
It holds the answers to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Google is your friend.
Keywords: b3ta ris
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# that needs
"does it tile" added to it, but i can't as all uni IPs are blocked cos wiki is shite and lazy.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# It means MORONS
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lol
took me a minute :)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hmmm
have a RIS ;-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# ris you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)