?'Why did the two cyclists cross the road?'?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12,
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Some red tarmac and some black tarmacAre in a pub. Some green tarmac storms in, drinks both their beers and punches them both in the head, then leaves. The barman comes over and says 'What was his problem?'
Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*
*May not work in writing
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15,
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Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*
*May not work in writing
*Repeats pffft*
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17,
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*reels off joke about 'menthol'*
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:19,
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*adds bit about fag machine being out of order*
dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31,
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