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# 'ning

I chose the cyclists carefully :)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Heh heh
One of my favourite jokes, that is
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ?
"Why did the two cyclists cross the road?"?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Some red tarmac and some black tarmac
Are in a pub. Some green tarmac storms in, drinks both their beers and punches them both in the head, then leaves. The barman comes over and says 'What was his problem?'

Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*


*May not work in writing
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Repeats pffft*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *reels off joke about 'menthol'*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *adds bit about fag machine being out of order*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# could you whisper it to me when no one's looking
i don't want to appear even more stupid than usual.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# filename
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# just checked that and and groaned out loud.
hehehehe!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *gets it*
pffft!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# haha thats ace :D
Just wondering also, do pictures on my profile have to keep with the message board rules?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# not really
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# thanks!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# just don't have a 6mb png in there
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Unless you don't want people to look at your profile....
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# but they'd only know it was there, after they looked
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# But then they wouldn't go back....
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Probably just the NSFW one
don't want people clicking your profile to see a life size rendition of your cock...

...do we?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# nope! :o
*wouldnt post anything thats nsfw anywhere*
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Vorhees a jolly good fellow...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# oh
yes, took too long for me to get that. Need more tea.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
#
earlier today

Well, it worked, so hurray... I shall post it on the link board once the video is done uploading
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)