Are in a pub. Some green tarmac storms in, drinks both their beers and punches them both in the head, then leaves. The barman comes over and says 'What was his problem?'
Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*
*May not work in writing
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15,
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*Repeats pffft*
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17,
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*reels off joke about 'menthol'*
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:19,
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*adds bit about fag machine being out of order*
(dragon drop: worlds best self-deprecator,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31,
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could you whisper it to me when no one's looking
i don't want to appear even more stupid than usual.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13,
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filename
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14,
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just checked that and and groaned out loud.
hehehehe!
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15,
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