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# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Someone hasn't been using Oil of Olay.

Ning all- I'm bored so am writing a children's book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ning Capn
what is it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# A little fairy who gets lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ah great
me an the missus were thinking just the other day that there should be more fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# There should.
There's a fairy, a witch, an old granny, and bright purple cat.

Well, it ends up purple. I'm only on chapter two at the moment. It's going to end up probably about 7000 words- that's not bad for a kiddies book, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# sounds good to me
are you illustralating it as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I may be doing, we shall have to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That sounds ace.
I started a comic strip once about a cross dressing fairy called "Fairy Nuff".

It was crap so I ditched it.

Good luck with your book :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hah, that sounds excellent- get it back out!
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fairy muff?
where's JJ when you need'im?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you'll have to settle for this
shameless pea roast...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# that's chuffing excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# fung
is all i can think of to say at such a moment
although what im actually thinking is totally different
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# o_O
strange things tend to happen when one's bored

"Hey, whatcha doing?"
"I'm bored, so I'm planning on invading Poland"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pffft!
"Seit fünf Uhr fünfundvierzig wird zurückgeschossen!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# They do, but I was thinking about this earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# A children's book with questionable moral lessons?
Please say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh yes, it's a cautionary tale.
I bet you'll never leave the fairy palace without letting mummy and daddy fairy know ever again after reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# so am i,
but only when i'm bored.
it's about an aardvark and it may infact not be for children because it contains too many violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Is he a gangster aardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# not at all.
he's a lumberjack. but he kills bad persons with his axe and later on with a chainsaw. as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Well yes.
I can see how it's more of an adult tale though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well, there is no sex in it.
just nudity, as all animals wear only jackets (the ladies wear dresses)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# No nudity in my book.
Well, except for the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but they're fairies!
they should be naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# She needs to have sleeves for an important plot point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)