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# :|
Is this one of those text adventures?

keep next to heart
go west
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# gooo weeeeeeeeeeeest
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# What's the next line?
Obviously it's not 'laa la la-la-la' as I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# "where the air is clear"
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# omg
shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# he must be punished!
you know what to do
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *tickles WI*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# that's the style
show no mercy!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the Pet Shop Boys.
Unless this is just normal shame.

Actually, I'm going to stop getting in the way of you two flirting with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# flirting with whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........
erm...WI
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Your better half, dear.
Unless you'd like to flirt with other people.

*volunteers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
*pushes in front*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# You leave my front alone, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# but it's in the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# not a wise thing to say to a lady
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *gets ready for a fight*
No, not with B E.

Please not with B E.

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I didn't realize I was
As I just called him poopface and giving him a virtual tickle death for knowing the words to 'go west'
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I'd imagine most things you do turn him on.
He seems quite taken with you.

I think you should get together, in one of those relationship kind of things. Perhaps move in together, get a lizard..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Are you psychic??
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# No, but I'm going to be.
ahhhhhhhhhhh, see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# wow you're good
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# To the west there is a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ...
use sledgehammer on wall

go west
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Go West appear, singing 'We close our eyes'
There is a claw hammer.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ...
get claw hammer

use claw hammer on Pet Shop Boys

jump on dead bodies

go east
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# well that was a bit useless
going west first and then all the way back to east again..
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# It was worth it
to kill the Pet Shop Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# CHRIS LOWE.................SKILL 10 STAMINA 8
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# sharwoods take you there,

where now, to the north their is an indian takeaway to the south an open sewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# You step onto a rotating platform. You are now facing east.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ...
throw "on/off" switch

go west
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# WEST IS NOT AN OPTION
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ...
delete "is not an option"

run WEST
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# You are fighting the darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *is offended*
I'm not the fucking darkness. They suck.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# You are now in a small corridor.
You may go north or south.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ...
use sledgehammer on ceiling

go up
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# poopface
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# This.
In large quantities.

*isn't playing any more*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# This is really making me want to play Fallout
I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Fallout is excellent
but I got horribly stuck after a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I finished it in the end
Its one of the few RPG's I've seen through to the end. Most I just chuck because I lose interest
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I'm playing through Breath of Fire III at the moment.
I love it, so I'm actually avoiding getting to the end of the game so I can fish some more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# no you're not you're playing Silent Hill
as you got bored with BoF III :p
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# If you put the controller down but still have the savegame
it counts as playing through. I've been playing through Grand Turismo for 5 years now (on and off. Mostly off)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# heh that's cheating
when someone says I'm playing a game I expect them to play it at least every other day till it's finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# get ye flask!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# You can't get ye flask
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# "..and you just have to sit there and wonder why on EARTH you can't get ye flask..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)