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# That looks nothing like a hedgehog
- they are extremely flat, and live in the middle of the road, with their arms and legs sticking out sideways. Otherwise, this is very good indeed.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# why the insist on sleeping in the road baffles me.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# And make a 'buh-dump' sound as you drive over them!




(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# and 'dump-buh'
when you reverse back over them to make sure
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha ha!
^ this. With added badgers.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# you'll see one day!
*goes back to work on transgenic hedgehogs with stainless steel spikes*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# You can't reverse over them!
The Spines!
They face the wrong way!
Severe tyre damamge possibilities!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# That's porcupines
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# And punks
/ the voice of experience
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# YOU can't tell me what to do
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I was speaking metaphorically!
So shut up!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)