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# There shooting l4z3r3
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# "They're".
Read a dictionary.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Lazere...
isn't that posh for lazers?

also spelled they're

/pedant
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Lazers....?
Is that text speak for lasers?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# probably
..it is american for lasers i think...

oh god they've got to me!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I was thinking that
but really I think it's just wrong for lasers

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# It is wrong
since 'laser' is an acronym.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# really
I never knew that....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# /sarcasm?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I used the dots of sarcasm
:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Pah!
I have been dot-sarcasmed.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hang on a sec...
The dots are sarcasm? But... that's how I speak / type!

*makes note to apologise to everyone ever for being sarcastic*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# lol...
dot dot dot

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# ^This
Light Amplified by Ztimulated Emissions of Radiation.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# yes
ze ztimulatzion of ze emizzions of zradiatonz!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Zilenze!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it is wrong
but since when did that stop them? in their language it is 'lazer'

think of it as a translation rather than an incorrect accronym
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I tend to think of it as "really fucking annoying".
Perverting the English language does my head in.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# that's right, I spell color with a u!
uolour!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# they don't speak english though,
they speak american
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# mostly
they speak shite.
mostly.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# in the hours of darkness?
well, you know what they say

if you're not with them, you're a commie pinko liberal terrorist!

why do you hate freedom?

\o/

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Actually... I DO hate freedom.
that's why I've protested and gotten myself sent to Guantanamo.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# lol!
silly sonic broom!

it's hard to read the koran when someone has burnt, wee'd or smeared bacon on it*

(* what are the odds of THAT happening there...)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh God what I wouldn't give for some Arabic text smeared in bacon right now.
I have a condition you see.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# \o/
بحب بيكون!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkyyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# yay
I'm really craving bacon now
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# "I want to question you about..."
"OFGM UR ~unAmerican!!!!!!!11one!"


whereas most of the best (and most revered) character in American history are famous for challenging the status quo because they observed something not right. La la la.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yes
tho by the looks of it, the thing that they observed being not quite right was that they weren't in charge

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i don't hate freedom
it makes bondage seem much naughtier
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I covet your large amounts of cheesecake
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# covet away
it's got blueberries


/allergic to strawberries
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# christ...
that's fucking tempting.

How far from Oxford are you?* I have a car and can be most places in the UK by the end of today.**



* just kidding, I'm not a mad stalker
**I could be at one place, taken from most places in the UK, I could not be simultaneously at most places in the UK. That would be mad.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# stalkers are fun
just go right up to them, say "mmm, cheese" and walk away. they tend to leave you alone after that.


oxford is very far from liverpool
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it's totally lazers!
because they "zap" innit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Was going to be an accent .
but i could'nt find one
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ah yes, isee now
this monitor is fucking useless, i can barely make out the cat

i thought the white splodge was a head, and the long yellow thing was it's beak
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# there's a cat?
/shite monitor club

edit:
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# There's always
a cat somewhere...


...lurking
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# YAY
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)