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# Pfffft!
Slap the back of your head.
It always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I know a guy that fell over (drunk) & his eye popped out
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# What did he do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# tripped and fell whilst drunk
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# OMG LIKE REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Pffft!
*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# walked back to the pub & got them to call an ambulance.
The next time I seen him, one of his mates was stating that he wished he was there when it happened so he could fuck the hole in his head.
/another fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Is he a b3tan?
His mate I mean- he sounds like one of ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# nah,
he is an illiterate crane driver with a bad case of short angry man syndrome.
Nice guy though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Ah, one of my best mates is a short angry man.
When I say angry I mean actually rather frightening, I think we should probably start running now before he sees us.

Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *runs*
*falls over & eye pops out*
*gets fucked in the eye socket by CW's mate*
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Ah, I don't think he's a secret socket sexer.
TBH, I'm the more likely one to shag your head- if I was a bloke I'd definitely want to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# you can always develop a bad steroid habbit & use an 8" clit?
And yes, I am quite flattered that you would do my sockets:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# That's tonights wank sorted then.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Oh please imagine me windmilling it.
Whilst smoking a big cigar and wearing an oversized fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# You've spoilt it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *windmills*
*winks*

Oh, and I should be humming the evergreen classic 'S Club Party'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Put on a Rachel Stevens mask and it's back on!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# My face is much better than hers.
It's not the same colour as my hair, for a start.

I'll wear a lucha mask and you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I had to google that!
Anything that will cover your face is good ;P

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Pfft.
Where in Sheffs? I'm from Nether Edge and my aunt lives in Hallam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Herdings.
Top 'o' the world!
No watter here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Ahhh, you're lucky man.
My Grandma's in Chesterfield- she's on the top of a hill, but she can't go and get any more food or owt- thank fuck she's got a full freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Fish fingers FTW!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Fish fingers FTDuration!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Haha!
Offskies now!

Laters Hun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# END OF THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# yay
i live in sheff too!
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# *opens door*
Oi do you mind, I'm on the vinegar strokes in here

*slam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# S cluuuuuuuuuub...
*glompage* hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# guten abend
I'm off to bed in a sec

Got all naked and hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Oooh I say
I'm off to bed too. I'm neither naked, nor hairy.

I am wearing a £125ish pair of jeans though, and I've got my dinner on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# 125 quids!! (no quid sign on this keyboard)
Blimey - and you let Manwife cum on them??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Bleurgh.
It is neither Christmas, nor his birthday.

Which is this time next week.

Gah.

(and yes, they're designer. Don't worry, I didn't buy them.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I've never owned a piece of clothing that expensive....
Anyway, going to knock one out and go to bed

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Now there's a plan
Night all....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# *looses erection forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# looses?
drawstring?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# bah, fucking spelling
off back to school with me.
And not just to kidnap children this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# You just going to kill them in situe?
Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# nah, I need to think of a new angle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# From under the floorboards!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# By Jove I think you've got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *claps*
I'm sure they'll appreciate the inventiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I don't think I could walk with one of them.
Imagine the agony/ecstasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *imagines*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Nooooo, it'd be more on the painful side.
Clitorisisisises (ae?) are delicate thingumybobs, my dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# as I said...
*imagines*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Testing, testing
badgers bastwank frying pan cow Serbia Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Years ago
a mate of a mate told me about a matey (you get the idea, down the pub like) that caught gonorrhea in his eye socket. He had a false eye ya see, apparently used to take it out so his boyfriend could use the socket as an orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Got blind drunk?
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# You're forgiven, but only just.
So just think on mister/ missus/ genius cat that can use a computer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *genuis cat gleees*
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)