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# lol hey!!!


hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is dave but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dave\/\/27 THE ONLY REAL ONE, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Fuck off back to /b/
you tit!
You may be interested in this
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Rules 1 & 2!
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Image not related!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Brix were shat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Old copypasta is ooooold.
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# You use the word random
far too often and incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fistymuffs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Realistic brick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Thanks for telling us all that..
Too bad we didnt ask.....

Incidentally You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.Which Nigerian spammer are You?
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Now this should read:
""Hi everyone, I'm new here!
*holds up spork*
My name is Dave but you can call me the Penguin oF doom! Lol...
As you can see I'm very random: that's why I came here, to meet random people like me.
I like to watch Invader Zim with my boyfriend (im bi, so if u dont like it deal with it) its our favourite tv show!!! because it's so random! He's random too of course but
I want to meet more random people =) .Like they say the more the merrier. Anyway I hope to make a lot of friends here, so give me lots of
comments."""

Oh and a "^_^" was in there somewhere....

!) As for the 'bi' comment it sounds as though you're trying to make yourself victimised.

")How long did this take you to write?

£)You can't spell freind friend, but I'll be fucked if I can either.

$/€) What do you mean comments?

%) YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/killjoy
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# you'll make him cry! T.T
rand();

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# it's dave, so you don't actually have to worry about it.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# dave dave?
brum brum!
famed for his drawins of cars?
merm?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# lol
just looked at his profile.

He's clearly not emo, and clearly a poser.

But I'll stop stating the obvious now.
srry all
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# you do know this isn't dave don't you?
it's the old double V trick which has been used before
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
#
become a hero
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# This
Is exactly the kind of moronic nonsense that turns online forums and meeting sites such as Facebook and Myspace into sub-standard clutter. Far too many people use the word 'random' out of context. 'Random' means, and I quote from dictionary.com:
–adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
2. Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.

NOT 'crazy, wild, individually-orientated or idiosyncratic.' Along with endemic, random is possibly the most misused word in the English language.

Sorry for length, but it had to be said.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# and
no one else finds finds this funny? i THINK its a joke...
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)