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# You've been framed and TV Burp is the only prime time saturday I can stomach
this is just 'Are you being Served?' in space.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Are you free, Captain Jack?
and have you seen Martha's Pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *thinks of martha's pussy*
*spluffs prolifically around office*

She's reet pretty she is, and I agree with your arguments above.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'd certainly take any episode over anything that involved dancing, norton, ice skating, norton, grease, norton, andrew lloyd webber, norton
it's fun, bright, breezy, and although some who enjoyed the old style series would like it a little more 'grounded',
it has at least brought back something different (and 'culty')
to mainstream primetime.
It's pure popcorn saturday night fun, nothing more, nowt less.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I would stomach the cheese episodes
if they were at least balanced by the other half being quality ones like statues and scarecrows.

Actually make that two thirds quality one third cheese
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Once again, I agree with every word.
Dear Mr Great Architect,

For some time Wasp Box has been too lazy to express his own views and is therefore looking for a trustworthy spokesperson. It has come to our attention that you might be the ideal candidate for the job.

Although we could not match your current salary, an endless supply of tea and bourbons would be at you disposal.

We do hope you will consider the role.

Yours sincerely,


Algenon Brown
Press Secretary
Wasp Box Corporation PLC
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Not so fast there Mr. Box
Detective K. Weasel
*shows badge*

The Great Architect is currently under investigation for thought theft! He's been sneaking into your room each night and stealing your ideas before selling them off as his own.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *puts away arkangel psychic satellite network linked to the collective human mind*
/does a boogie to the Scissor Sisters instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We'll catch you one day
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I thought that was just a beautiful dream!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Does the Tea come with Milk and Sugar?
if so, DEAL, Mr. Banker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# SUGAR? OF COURSE THERE'S FUCKING SUGAR!
and we have our own fresh cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# now i for one would like to see 'are you being served in space'
take note BBC spies, this is what your public wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# The nearest it came was...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075494/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oh my
i never knew such a thing existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)