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# If we close our eyes, and wish reeeeeeeally hard...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmm, Tennant in a tutu
*dreams*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# tunant?
tentu ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# So I assume people aren't happy with Dr. Who at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I keep saying
that Russell T. Grant should never be allowed to write any episodes. But does anybody listen? No. No they don't. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# =D last nights episode pissed all over the series then?
or has it gone downhill since Ecclestone's departure?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it's generally got better
but saturdays episode was just crapped out of russel Ts arse
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Let Stephen Moffat have control...
problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ^This with bells on!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *ding-a-ling*
let stephen *didg-a-ling* have control *ding-a-ling*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes but
he did create the series "coupling"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# But he's also done the best episodes of Doc Who since it came back...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# there were three crackers this series
the scarecrow two parter and the statues. Just give all writing duties to those people and it'd be excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Indeed, the ep with the statues was top-quality.
Cracking good story.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I agree
Blink was the best in absolutely ages
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# to be fair
those guys only have to write one or two episodes a year wheras ole rusty writes four or five

a little bit much maybe
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# maybe they should swap then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# people listen...
it's just that we don't get to choose who writes the episodes... I think it's someone in the BBC who does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# scandalous!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Staring contenst - you and me right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# am I winning?
*stares harder*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# oh ho ho
you win. You always do!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *paints eyes on eyelids*

*closes eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *sticks two fingers up at Thor and steals his crisps*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *makes fwapping noise near Thor's face*
*tries to supress giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I think he's a cracking producer
and his episodes have been really good this year

apart from that last one
and the tinkerbell moment in particular
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# the tinkerbell moment was appalling
but in general I liked the Master storyline.

I agree with the sentiment that Davis should steer clear of the actual writing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# anything featuring McFly and Ann Widdecombe has to be dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I actually liked it
Considering I hadn't really liked this series so far, I thought it was a good episode. And I liked John Simm.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I stopped watching at the end of ecclestone's run.
Haven't really seen anything of this new guy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I have to get my weekly Tennant fix
*daydreams*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# he's a smack dealer as well as an actor?
jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
#
i u
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Not smack, but scrumminess
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my God - she's junked up on scrumminess!
oh the depravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *trips out*
*trips over*
Damn, not again!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# OH GOD NOOOO!
she's ohdeed ... I think I saw an old copy of Smash Hits in the toilets!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *grabs you by the shoulders and tries to slap you back to consciousness*
what was it *slap* was it the New Kids pull out poster? *slap* Please not Dougie Houser MD!

\knows exactly what wimins find scrummy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# To be fair
Tennant's a much better Doctor than Ecclestone
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# but I liked Eccles. =(
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I thought they were both good
In different ways. I don't think Ecclestone gave himself long enough to get into it though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yea but he probably made the right decision to leave early before he became typecast
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# he should never have accepted the job if he didn't want typecast
the miserable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i haven't seen the last one yet, taped it.
but i've loved the thing so far, i want it much camper and sillier in the future though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# you couldn't get any camper or sillier than saturdays episode
not unless you painted the tardis pink again, regenerated the docotr into dale winton and had the gay daleks in it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# splendid!
carry on doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# why am i singing that to weebl's mango song?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Haha
I was expecting a UFO song to kick in there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Too fucking right
*GRUMPS!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha, ace, I was expecting this after the 'burning'...

/incidentally, it's 60 years to the day that the Roswell incident happened
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# wasn't the bit lifting the ring from the ashes, with the background evil laugh
a straight rip off of flash gordon?
or am i mistaken again?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# no
it was an homange
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# i just realised my mistake.
it says "straight rip off" up there.
it should say "camp rip off"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nope, definite 'likeness' there, but then, it's saturday night Tv, it's fun, it's campy, its unoriginal....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# so it IS flash gordon then?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *draws up in black limo*
What incident? There was no incident.
*kidnaps Archie*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *result*!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *takes Archie to secret army base*
Ve hav vays of making you talk...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *torture away!, torture away!*
I'll talk

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Watch out!
She'll nick yer bacon sammidge! THAT'S torture!

I see you've got a large number approaching Arch . . . GET 'EM OUT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# HEY, EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!ARCHIE'S GONNA GET 'EM OUT! F'T' LAYDEEEESS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# you see this line...
The side of virtue and good humour
_______________________________________________

You are here...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# so close to he line?

i wouldhave thought him way past the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Nah . . .
He's an architect . . . he can't draw to scale . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hee!
soz bud no-one's listening to me anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *lurks in the corner of the room*


twiddling a bic pen
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# haha
I remember seeing RotJ at the cinema with my dad - he was a bit confused by this scene

"Is that a dog? Why is it asleep?" he said
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# People dressed as rocks
Rock

\m/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i quite liked it
it was saturday evening bubblegum, and i for one took it as a bit of fun with no rules or conventions.

and a glass of wine.

not the best TV, but better then a lot, and a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you like TV shows with Scissor Sisters song and dance routines
and ITV talent shows


Drinking is no excuse for this. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# LIES
i suffer them as mrs thor like some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
Yah boo sucks to you moaners! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# yup, with you there, Thor
it's prime time saturday, it has to appeal to young and old,
it's a family show that doesn't rely on premium rate phone lines, so
it gets my vote, depsite the odd niggle here and there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# You've been framed and TV Burp is the only prime time saturday I can stomach
this is just "Are you being Served?" in space.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Are you free, Captain Jack?
and have you seen Martha's Pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *thinks of martha's pussy*
*spluffs prolifically around office*

She's reet pretty she is, and I agree with your arguments above.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'd certainly take any episode over anything that involved dancing, norton, ice skating, norton, grease, norton, andrew lloyd webber, norton
it's fun, bright, breezy, and although some who enjoyed the old style series would like it a little more 'grounded',
it has at least brought back something different (and 'culty')
to mainstream primetime.
It's pure popcorn saturday night fun, nothing more, nowt less.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I would stomach the cheese episodes
if they were at least balanced by the other half being quality ones like statues and scarecrows.

Actually make that two thirds quality one third cheese
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Once again, I agree with every word.
Dear Mr Great Architect,

For some time Wasp Box has been too lazy to express his own views and is therefore looking for a trustworthy spokesperson. It has come to our attention that you might be the ideal candidate for the job.

Although we could not match your current salary, an endless supply of tea and bourbons would be at you disposal.

We do hope you will consider the role.

Yours sincerely,


Algenon Brown
Press Secretary
Wasp Box Corporation PLC
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Not so fast there Mr. Box
Detective K. Weasel
*shows badge*

The Great Architect is currently under investigation for thought theft! He's been sneaking into your room each night and stealing your ideas before selling them off as his own.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *puts away arkangel psychic satellite network linked to the collective human mind*
/does a boogie to the Scissor Sisters instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We'll catch you one day
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I thought that was just a beautiful dream!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Does the Tea come with Milk and Sugar?
if so, DEAL, Mr. Banker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# SUGAR? OF COURSE THERE'S FUCKING SUGAR!
and we have our own fresh cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# now i for one would like to see 'are you being served in space'
take note BBC spies, this is what your public wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# The nearest it came was...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075494/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oh my
i never knew such a thing existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yes but
the previous two seasons finales didn't rely on ripping off peter pan to get the hero out of a jam
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I don't follow Dr Who
but that twinkly star effect looks very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)