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# BIZZARO!
I'd love to meet Bizzaro Neville. He would scare me

I imagine he'd wear a suit and go to work every day.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He would likely read Nuts and Zoo
and drink lager. He'd be a crazy loon!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# and he would
drink coffee by the pint

HE'S CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Gosh.
It would be confusing to have a conversation with him. He'd jabber on about crazy concepts such as football and who was on X Tractors and such things. Crazy mad rants. He'd end up in an institution where hairy ladies would bleet at him.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I would watch
X Tractors

A farmer who is coincidentally called "Simon Cowell" would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going "Arr, she's a beaut" and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *commissions*

*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*

*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*

*profit*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)