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# Mmmmm, Buffy!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# she looks unhealthly skinny there
I require more curves on my women
to keep my skinny arse warm at night
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# my curves
would probably keep you suffocated...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Hold me
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# *holds*
damn, he's wedged down my cleavage

*gets crowbar*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# no its ok I'm fine
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# that's ok then
i dropped a pound coin down there once, took me ages to find it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# theres an old milktray chocolate list down here too!
but no chocolates! I like the hazelnut ones
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# mmmmmmm chocolates....
you've just reminded me that i've got 2 dark chocolate flakes in the cupboard
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# *finds a button*
sorry what?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# not the button!
if you remove it, i will deflate!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# *glues back on*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# *re-inflates*
shit, that wasn't air, it was helium!

*floats towards ceiling*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# !!
nice!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Varicose veins?
:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Christ!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)