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# I have to be at the Job centre to pretend to be looking for work at 9
during the summer months as an Student I'm only working 10 hours a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA you're such a joker!
What? You're serious?

:P

/not woken up yet
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
I just realised it was you
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Yeah I was waiting for Dave to reply to something
so I could tell force ask him using a sharpened pair of starched underwear to change me in his profile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# I'll do it now
You name changer you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Blame him:
www.b3ta.com/board/7384144
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# done
cock smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Thhaaaaannnkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuu
Mesa now have a b3ta name okeyday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# *shoots jarr jarr sounding person with darts*
*fingers in ears*
la la la la la Episode one never happened
la la la la la not listening
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# What is this?
Lots of lol day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Would seem so
What have I missed? Who the hell are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# The Great Architect persuaded me to change my username to Bonnie Langford
I was Heavy Hindenburg

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Heavy Hindenburg!
I see, fair enough. All sorted then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I was going to change it to Samsung
But I was persuaded otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# No really, I'm pretending really hard that I want a full time career
for two fucking Months! Seriously whats the point? Why not just let me get council tax exemption between an HNC and a Degree?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# I have one word for you.
Benefit fraud!

No, that won't work*

*because it's two words
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Technically its what I am doing
I can't afford to pay council tax so I have to say I am unemplyed when I am actually a student. But in a round about grey way I'm not breaking anylaws just using the system as it wasn't intended.
At least I'm not a pregnent smack addict living off the state, just a poor student type that's in a bit of a finacial bother between courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Ah that's clever
If you don't go down for it we'll all be here backing you up.

If you do, however, we will deny everything and leave you to your grisly fete*.

*May contain reference to Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# just get your crayons out and set up stall as a pavement scribbler
draw lots of portraits of you.


/i was robbed blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Joe Public would love that
But his mrs Martha Public is a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Don't diss the name Martha
It hits a nerve
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# She hit me in the face with a rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Well my Martha wouldn't have done
Martha Fawcett is the best kind of Martha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# thought that said Fucwit for a second
was going to comment on the unfortunate sounding name. But alas now I can not.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# You just did
you Fucwit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)