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# You love it
just as long as I don't cut my meat on the same board as my Dairy God don't mind either.

ningles
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ningaling!
This weekend I went to Leamington Spa and bought a lighter shaped like a poker chip.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# that is the stupidist thing I have ever heard of
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I must have it
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# It's really hard to light as well.
It's amazing.


Oh, and I bought rips and roach but you don't want to know about that.

And a polo shirt with bunny-and-crossbones all over it.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# like YARRRRR BUNNY by foof?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Remind me.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Sort of, except less detail
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i went to lemington last night to look at a car
but, alas, it wasn't right, so i had to get the bus again today.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Wasn't right?
Was it a bicycle?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i've got a lighter shaped like a silver dollar
it's shite
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# i got 50 lighters
shaped like lighters for three quid while i was in belgium last weekend, they work great.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# :D
I've got millions of them, but this is to light things when I'm playing poker.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# will you ever need 50?
surely it's better to buy one refillable lighter, than 50 crap plastic ones?

/friend of the earth*


*like fuck, it's just habit from living with green-concious mictogirl
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that is a very valid point
but they were cheap and oh so continental, i had to have them.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# fair enough
i've got lighters even though i don't smoke :S
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I have a lighter shaped lighter
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hark at her.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# is this something to do with manleys casserole?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I have no idea what that is, but I'm mildly frightened.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Placenta Dinner
yum
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# he's such a bawbag
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# um no
I dunno where god stands on that
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i am on the side of thinking it's a bit wrong.
i think i would have gone for the impala sausages.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Probably the only bit of human flesh you can eat legally though
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yes
however i'm not really interested in eating human flesh to be honest.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# it'd be a great conversation starter when picking up women
"I ate humen flesh once, in a nice curry"
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *throws drink in face*

*sets fire*

*calles police*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# it's stupid to eat it
as it's chock full of stem cells

far better to have it frozen in case the kid ever needs that sort of treatment
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# that is a better idea
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# this sort of proceedure costs upwards and a grand.

best to just harvest then from aborted fœtuses when you need them.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)