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# 'Ning All


tis a bit slow this morning, have a likkle picture to colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *looks out crayons and safety goggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Your sex games are getting more and more depraved, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# You love it
just as long as I don't cut my meat on the same board as my Dairy God don't mind either.

ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ningaling!
This weekend I went to Leamington Spa and bought a lighter shaped like a poker chip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# that is the stupidist thing I have ever heard of
....
........
.............
I must have it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# It's really hard to light as well.
It's amazing.


Oh, and I bought rips and roach but you don't want to know about that.

And a polo shirt with bunny-and-crossbones all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# like YARRRRR BUNNY by foof?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Remind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/yarrbunny/
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Sort of, except less detail
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i went to lemington last night to look at a car
but, alas, it wasn't right, so i had to get the bus again today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Wasn't right?
Was it a bicycle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i've got a lighter shaped like a silver dollar
it's shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# i got 50 lighters
shaped like lighters for three quid while i was in belgium last weekend, they work great.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# :D
I've got millions of them, but this is to light things when I'm playing poker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# will you ever need 50?
surely it's better to buy one refillable lighter, than 50 crap plastic ones?

/friend of the earth*


*like fuck, it's just habit from living with green-concious mictogirl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that is a very valid point
but they were cheap and oh so continental, i had to have them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# fair enough
i've got lighters even though i don't smoke :S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I have a lighter shaped lighter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hark at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# is this something to do with manleys casserole?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I have no idea what that is, but I'm mildly frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Placenta Dinner
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# he's such a bawbag
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# um no
I dunno where god stands on that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i am on the side of thinking it's a bit wrong.
i think i would have gone for the impala sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Probably the only bit of human flesh you can eat legally though
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yes
however i'm not really interested in eating human flesh to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# it'd be a great conversation starter when picking up women
"I ate humen flesh once, in a nice curry"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *throws drink in face*

*sets fire*

*calles police*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# it's stupid to eat it
as it's chock full of stem cells

far better to have it frozen in case the kid ever needs that sort of treatment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# that is a better idea
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# this sort of proceedure costs upwards and a grand.

best to just harvest then from aborted fœtuses when you need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# surely such a creature could not evolve
but yet it appears before us.

It is the work of a higher power I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# the world is only 4400 years old
and man existed with the dinosaurs as god created everything.

in just 7 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# you just don't get that level of control in civil engineering projects these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# health and safetly didn't have such tight controls in those days
you could literally get away with murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# and marrying your own sister
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you mean you can't do that anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# no
and thats why your children came out like that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Laugh all you like.
I can imagine spoon shaped faces being quite useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# that wasn't the birth defect
The Midwife droped them then stood on their faces by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Me no goode hat collowing...me makes messes, den shooty-shoot dee neghbours..
Harumph.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# you could train those to be fake legs gor amputees!!
5. profit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# i'd like to see heather mills wearing one.

hows that for celebrity endorsement.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# NSFW
and really poor taste too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha!
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 0_o
WFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *pets*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *hands towel for de-salivation*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *showers*
I shall never be clean!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *drops soap*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *picks up soap with toes*
*blesses flexibility*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning thor
meh...all kinds of meetings today

nice pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ta
gotta be better then my day, my Md thinks we should all come up with new sales ideas, then act on them, i'm so pissed off, i'm not a sales man, if i was i'd be in a job that paid a mighty commision.

*grumbles*

*phones about some jobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# FLLLBFLBFRRLB!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# moop
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Splendid!
i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ning Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# He looks ill
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# True
it's the purple tinge to the tongue and the grey drool innit?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I think so,
that combined with the vaguely woozy expression
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Oh!
Ning lully lady, that is a splendid colouring, full marks to you and a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Nings and....



*stop eating crayons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *removes crayon from your nose*

well done.

*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Ning all
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# He looks VERY ill
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Oh yes
much nearer death than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)