I liked it when I was about five
And I like Matt Baker :-)
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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I saw him buying bread
he looked at me suspiciously.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01,
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Were you staring? Dribbling?
Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!
/Too much caffeine blog
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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I walked past him
(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.
I did have bright scarlet red hair....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
archived)
He's terrified?!
He could vault me at a second's notice!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07,
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Dirty, dirty bitch.
You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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Oooh, he was lovely
I'd forgotten about him!
*daydreams*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19,
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don't be silly
why would a baker be buying bread?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04,
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For some reason
I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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Office lollage.
You silly, lovely fuzzy manbeast.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07,
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