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# The only reason i even acknowledge the existance of the USA
is 'My Name Is Earl'.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# the first Mrs Afinkawan
Didn't really believe in the existence of America either. She thought it was a marketing ploy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it is merely a colony of ours
let them believe that thay have their own country if it keeps them happy.

just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
We did that to a mate's unnecessarily stereotypical yank cousin when he visited some years back.

When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# good old US of A
let them think they have their own country, and it only takes them 85 years to start a war with themselves.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Jason Lee is the man.
Well, one of many men. You know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i saw him skate boarding in an old music video the other day
can't remember what band it was though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Jason Lee and the Stan Lee Cameos!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Shame he's a Cruise Clone really
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Excuse me?
As in Tom?

Are your eyes on backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# scientologist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# he used to be a proskateboarder
he is also a commited christian
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# He is
a Scientologist.

Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.

[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# From what I hear
Scientology isn't an easy religion to quit, especially if you want to maintain a public profile.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Some folks have done it
I believe Jerry Seinfeld flirted with it, but no longer is involved, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Jerry Seinfeld is bigger than any religion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# 100%
by Sonic youth
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Fucking redemption-comedy.
Why can't they just hit each other with cars? it would be much funner.

They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Gronky telly.
Sounds fab.

Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Strictly
Quadrapeadic Come Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Have I got news for you? YOUR PARENTS JUST DIED!
EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH, YOU'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION!

Here's your prize of ten thousand bottles of scotch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# And
your Cafepress store, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# shh!
anyway, thats in "Americashire".
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)