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# *joins in*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# This is an odd question
but you're a girl, and I'm sorry.

What, apart from taking two feminax and giving it halfan hour, cures period pain? I'm almost in tears here.

Office friendly things please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# The Huq cures
period pain, fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *inserts*
this isn't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# wrong end
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hot water bottle equivalent?
microwave your mousemat maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# It's plastic
I don't know what that would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# put it in a box file first
to prevent burning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I'd get fired, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# pour boiling water in yout desk tidy
then jam it with refill paper
and balance it between your thighs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# What is it with you and thinking of things to put between my quiverring, ivory thighs?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Codeine and or Valium
sometimes a walk helps, I'm told, but I prefer a hot water bottle, a bar of Green 'n' Black's, all the drugs I can get my hands on and a nice lie down
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *moans*
a lie down would be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Listen to a man talk about how hard it is to shave every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Shouldn't shave then.
BEARDS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yay beards rule.
*looks into the distance and strokes his lush, verdant chin growth*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *attempts lustful flirting*
*is sadly just too bloody tired*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Do you have ibuprofen?
I used to use that while I still could
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# No, just this feminax stuff.
Which is PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hash brownies?
booze?
a serious deep dicking?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# There's nobody here to provide any of those :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# My sister got ready debilitating period pains
She swore by drinking a couple of litres of cranberry juice a day.
It seemed to work a treat too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Ooooh
I'll get some tonight. Thanks love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# A hug
*hug*

And a cup of tea never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *hug*
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hugging your knees to your chest
Helps me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *tries*
Haha, I almost fell off my chair.

I shall do that when I get home, thank you! *has big big painkillers there too*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *hugs Verity's knees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Stabbing Teddy Bears and other fluffery
with plastic cuttlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *frightened*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# not hard
you dont want to break the teddy bears, just the cuttlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Its remarkably sound advice.
I always draw stuffed animal pain on rag week. Its quite soothing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# It used to be common practice
on the enquiry line of argos phone monkey service. I used to butcher my furby, but I'm a man and I can be mean to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Furby, good choice
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Sorry I heard there was a hammer party
I've got these nails...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)