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# Tetnus does THAT?!
*goes for booster*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Tetris jabs are painful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well you wait forever for a long straight one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it dpeneds on which shape they use.
The long, straight ones are ok.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# mutters something about a long straight one
Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# HELLO!

How's it going with your plan to paint the moon black?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's on hiatus as I've run out of gaffer tape,
and the seagulls refuse to cooperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I have a whiteboard marker,
and the gulls can be bribed with Ladybird books.

It's that easy. You just have to think laterally.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Dammit, you know full well what happened to my Ladybird books!
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# lo box
Guilty or not - he'll never be asked to babysit again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# 'noon Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Mmm, compost!
Noon Miss Pot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I have a secret power.
My secret power is to get the tetris song stuck in people's heads by simply mentioning my secret power.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Tetanus does the reverse of that
i.e. lockjaw

Has Mr. Mask had too many jabs, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Can do: you get lock jaw from it
You die of starvation
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *scared*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# It's bloody terrifying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *terrified*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# my jaw has locked open from yawning too hard
only once - I punched myself in the jaw to unlock it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That was a waste of effort
when there were so many people willing to help you out with that.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# what - punch me
or take advantage?

it's my fault really for doing too many entire-rim-of-a-pint-glass-in-my-mouth party tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It would be worth it
if it was an entire-rim-of-a-toilet though. That would be spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hmmmm
seat up or seat down?

and with a flush?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# My jaw locked after six hours in the dentists chair...
But it locked in the open position....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)