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# I should work for the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Tetnus does THAT?!
*goes for booster*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Tetris jabs are painful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well you wait forever for a long straight one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it dpeneds on which shape they use.
The long, straight ones are ok.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# mutters something about a long straight one
Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# HELLO!

How's it going with your plan to paint the moon black?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's on hiatus as I've run out of gaffer tape,
and the seagulls refuse to cooperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I have a whiteboard marker,
and the gulls can be bribed with Ladybird books.

It's that easy. You just have to think laterally.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Dammit, you know full well what happened to my Ladybird books!
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# lo box
Guilty or not - he'll never be asked to babysit again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# 'noon Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Mmm, compost!
Noon Miss Pot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I have a secret power.
My secret power is to get the tetris song stuck in people's heads by simply mentioning my secret power.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Tetanus does the reverse of that
i.e. lockjaw

Has Mr. Mask had too many jabs, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Can do: you get lock jaw from it
You die of starvation
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *scared*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# It's bloody terrifying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *terrified*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# my jaw has locked open from yawning too hard
only once - I punched myself in the jaw to unlock it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That was a waste of effort
when there were so many people willing to help you out with that.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# what - punch me
or take advantage?

it's my fault really for doing too many entire-rim-of-a-pint-glass-in-my-mouth party tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It would be worth it
if it was an entire-rim-of-a-toilet though. That would be spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hmmmm
seat up or seat down?

and with a flush?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# My jaw locked after six hours in the dentists chair...
But it locked in the open position....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice tongue!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# all the ladies love him.


because he does the dishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Earth Girls Are Easy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to ya!
You couldn't tarmac my ceilings for me next week could you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# De divil dey do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# dad!!
uncle dave said i couldn't come over to his place for dinner!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I thought he'd been told not to do any more of his 'special' hotdogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Did he?
Did you want Stella and Tennants Super for dinner then?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# 'ning sir!
*manhuggles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Yo!
Kenneth!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Disappointment?
That's a bit harsh... we haven't got any internets, she's having to sign on by plugging a wet shoelace into an electrical socket, you should be impressed!

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I meant about Wednesday, ya fathead!
ya fathead!Sheesh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Apple-ologies!

Right, must dash. W*rk's an absolute nightmare today... they installed an "upgrade" at the weekend, and now everything's all teh b0rked =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Kerry!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *fondles*
Hello you =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *shivers*
It stings. Everytime it stings.

*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Jessienina!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
Mind that dodgy socket in the corner, won't you?

*points*

Y'alright flower? *huggles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# 'ning!
No MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# No really, don't
Love it though :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# ^ this
'ning
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# TOAV!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# actually
I had to shop it a bit - the anim stopped before the tongue was completely unfurled
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I would've even believed if you'd said
"nope, I made that one myself" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha, brilliant
IMPORTANT TJ: Has anyone else just received a 'Gaz' from a certain magazine? if so, can you Gaz me please. You'll know the magazine in question,
as it's one regularly talked about in here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I received one from a cretin magazine.
It's a magazine for half-wits and spackers. It was a load of gibberish; I couldn't understand what they were after.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# yes
I just got a gaz from Hustle too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# they want to know if you're happy with the staple covering your modesty in your pull out centrefold?
/broadsheet edition ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# no, ashally
ashallythey wanted to know who makes your bras


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ....and where they can get enough tarpaulin from
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# you got a gaz
from I love horses!?

wow
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# it looks more like
organophosphate poisoning than tetanus
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Tetanus is lock jaw.
So, this sort of makes no sense.

Well done on adding the text though.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# it depends where the jaw
locks, dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)