it dpeneds on which shape they use.
The long, straight ones are ok.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48,
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It's on hiatus as I've run out of gaffer tape,
and the seagulls refuse to cooperate.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03,
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I have a whiteboard marker,
and the gulls can be bribed with Ladybird books.
It's that easy. You just have to think laterally.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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It's that easy. You just have to think laterally.
Dammit, you know full well what happened to my Ladybird books!
*runs off crying*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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I have a secret power.
My secret power is to get the tetris song stuck in people's heads by simply mentioning my secret power.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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Tetanus does the reverse of that
i.e. lockjaw
Has Mr. Mask had too many jabs, I wonder?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48,
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Has Mr. Mask had too many jabs, I wonder?
my jaw has locked open from yawning too hard
only once - I punched myself in the jaw to unlock it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54,
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That was a waste of effort
when there were so many people willing to help you out with that.
:)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56,
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:)
what - punch me
or take advantage?
it's my fault really for doing too many entire-rim-of-a-pint-glass-in-my-mouth party tricks
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:58,
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it's my fault really for doing too many entire-rim-of-a-pint-glass-in-my-mouth party tricks
It would be worth it
if it was an entire-rim-of-a-toilet though. That would be spectacular.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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My jaw locked after six hours in the dentists chair...
But it locked in the open position....
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57,
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Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to ya!
You couldn't tarmac my ceilings for me next week could you?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51,
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dad!!
uncle dave said i couldn't come over to his place for dinner!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56,
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I thought he'd been told not to do any more of his 'special' hotdogs?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01,
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Did he?
Did you want Stella and Tennants Super for dinner then?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09,
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Disappointment?
That's a bit harsh... we haven't got any internets, she's having to sign on by plugging a wet shoelace into an electrical socket, you should be impressed!
=D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:55,
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=D
Ah, I see.
Apple-ologies!
Right, must dash. W*rk's an absolute nightmare today... they installed an "upgrade" at the weekend, and now everything's all teh b0rked =)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13,
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Right, must dash. W*rk's an absolute nightmare today... they installed an "upgrade" at the weekend, and now everything's all teh b0rked =)
Hurrah!
Mind that dodgy socket in the corner, won't you?
*points*
Y'alright flower? *huggles*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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*points*
Y'alright flower? *huggles*
actually
I had to shop it a bit - the anim stopped before the tongue was completely unfurled
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52,
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I would've even believed if you'd said
"nope, I made that one myself" ;)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57,
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haha, brilliant
IMPORTANT TJ: Has anyone else just received a 'Gaz' from a certain magazine? if so, can you Gaz me please. You'll know the magazine in question,
as it's one regularly talked about in here
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50,
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as it's one regularly talked about in here
I received one from a cretin magazine.
It's a magazine for half-wits and spackers. It was a load of gibberish; I couldn't understand what they were after.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52,
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they want to know if you're happy with the staple covering your modesty in your pull out centrefold?
/broadsheet edition ;)
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