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# well, I'm over here
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *walks a bit*
Ha! Now I'm farther.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# damn, foiled again!
I'm just around the corner now
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *vaults building*
*runs for a mile*
*holds up sign saying "FARTHER"*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Luke, I am your Farther
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Pssst
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# cor! NSFW ;)
you know how to stoke the embers, don't you!
now, what about the dress?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Edam skins?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha, with babybels for earrings!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# There you go.
That's my favourite cheese.



I'm dead posh.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I nearly bought that the other day....
Instead we're going for something disappointingly normal...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Ours is going to be mainly nuts and stuff.
Only vaguelly held together with cake.

covered in green icing ivy leaves.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That means you don't need balloons....
You can just watch as the nut allergy sufferers self inflate...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Fuck the nut allergists.
They can have a sandwich or something.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
We've got one coeliac coming... All I can think to give her is a bowl full of water...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# And some hay.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Precisement. :D
When's the big day?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I remember that when it was a Two Ronnies sketch :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :)
oh you lovely old thing
*wrestles*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# werther's original?
/knows all the 'lovely old thing' chat up lines ;)

'ning m'lovely

*enjoys the wrestling*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *drools*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Pork Pie lover as well then?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Aye, there's nowt like a 50lb growler....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)