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# It's not size, it's technique. It's all in the wrist action.
What do you think of these?

And this week we have a rather useful prize for those who want their loved ones to rest in peace instead of turning in their graves – a jar of decaffeinated coffin.

The prize this week is ideal for the owner of a medieval theme pub who needs to make occasional repairs. It’s this set of adjustable wenches.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I might be interested in one of those adjustable wenches...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# S P A N G G G G G G G G G G

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# wenches all the way
or how about:

This week's prize is just thing to keep any famous soul singer steady on his feet while visiting the Bathroom...

It's this delightful Lou Rawls Holder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I've been trying to imagine them in Humph's voice.
Edit: Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Psssst
Curd is cut into cubes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# damn you
back in 5...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# WenchesWenchesWenchesWenchesWenchesWenches
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# :O I did some bar wenching. Proper wenching it was too, I was at a medieval fayre thing pouring out horns of mead.
In a DRESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Yay!
pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# There's one of me from behind somewhere, laughing.
Needless to say I was enjoying a bit of mead myself.

I'll try and find it when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)