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# wine?
At half ten am?

Pipe smoke?




Your life is so much more interesting than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# The wine is from last night
It got spilled on me during quite a touching moment, when my slightly drunk (but not as drunk as me) mate grabbed me in the pub, gave me a big snog and announced that she loved me in spite of me shagging her dad, and sloshed her wine all down my shirt.

Then I went and shagged her dad. Who smokes a pipe.

My life is certainly interesting, where 'interesting' is a euphemism for 'wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Better than Hollyoaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I think wrong doesn't begin to cover it!
*hunts down thesaurus*
Bananas?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
DON'T DO IT JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)