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# oh you beast
(elba, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# there's plenty of stuff on the board this morning
to really fuck with my mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ^ the other



EDIT: Yay, I'm a FUHL! I've updated my profile and everything :p
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ning!
did you get chords sorted?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning matey.
Not yet, was thinking about it yesterday funnily enough.

Been a bit busy with moving and stuff; once we've got a few bits sorted I'll have more time again, then I'll sit down and have a go... I'll let you hear the results =)


/long sentences blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# bobs asked if this was you?
pown.alluc.org/?uid=140

he'd ask himslef but he's lurking this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# You too huh?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to you!
Haha, it might be me, and it might not, I'm not telling...

Seen it before - it's linked in my profile =)

That wasn't you I was talking to on MSN on Saturday was it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# nope not me
you're not even in my MSN list to be honest.

mind you it's a short list.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *sigh*
i wish i could update my profile....
i've got loads to add!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# tell me your log in details
and send me the stuff you want adding and i'll do it for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# nice try......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# haha
i wouldn't do anything shitty, honestly.
it's a genuine offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning Aphex.
Ha, I was going to offer to do that for him too.

It would probably look almost exactly like he wanted it after I'd done it, as well ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning Prof.
are you implying i have a devious and dastardley scheme?

*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *ctrl alt deletes eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# d;fhg;ojgh;ioerg;ksdng;lknd;lhn;ng;sdng;
sjgh;kjh;klsj;gh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Haha, not at all...
Although I have to say, you'd never catch me doing anything even remotely shifty...

*checks that Jessie's still asleep*

*rummages in bag*

*offers mink-snacks to Aphex*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ooh
pilfered mink snacks.

wow, they are tastier when stolen!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Heh, just don't tell her I've been in her handbag again...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# She fucking loves it!
Also, Jo Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# eddie izzard's mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# i think you'll find it's andy bell
AICMFP


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *smooshles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Innee the one from Erasure?
arseless kecks man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# that's the fella
arseless kecks and tinsle on the front to look like sparkly pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I love Erasure.
Brilliant music.


Should I be killed for that statement?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# YES!
i mean no, i used to like them too. haven't listened to them in a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n!
*handseats*

Y'alreet pet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Oh I fine tankee!
How's you precious?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm all of teh ace, cheers.
Tired but happy =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Ahhh, bless.
Why so tired?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# OH YEAH!
good spot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *points and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *SMOOSH-A-TI-SMOOOOOOOOSH!*
ning slinky minky
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# mm mmmmm
'ning m'lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning!!
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# why the fuck is everyone smooshing reg hollis?
are you all ill?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I am. I have bubonic plague.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# really?!
*smooshes*
woohoo!!
time off work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# he's so dishy!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# it's cos i'm awesome
and you're a joyless soulless husk

jealous Max?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Easy, Max
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
ow

splinters!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# That's what I thought!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i see what you mean but
no. it's a cast of a puppet i made of my own head.. but with transvestite makeup applied. for a film.
(elba, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# need more details
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Actually
Appart from your anim being in 3/4 time, that is actually going quite well with Harvester Of Sorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Acshally
If you pause your music for a second, I think you'll find it's in common time. The flick is on 1, the return on two, and the eyes flick to the right on four.

/caffeinated hyperattention blog
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Eddie Izzard?
/Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *goes in search of cheesey trivia*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha, mornin' gorgeous
Fruit and Nut, or Whole Nut?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Morning Unpasteurised Norfolkian
Chocolate bars or cornflakes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ahhhh, you know how to shmoooooze me, don't ya
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# This looks like a shaved Thatcher
so hurrah for inflicting pain on it.
Also it is woo.
I quite like this compo.

In other news:
'ning all!
I have wine all down my shirt and I smell of pipe smoke and everything at work is chaos.
How are your lovely mornings?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You got to see Ignatius again then?
My morning is good. I'm on my own in the office, and the arsehole I work with won't be in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll day!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Hurrah
I am alone in the office too, but I am having a big worky crisis and can't skive as much as I'd like. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Wednesdays tend to be quite relaxed round here
I have tonnes to do, but I can't be arsed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I've had a server go down in Bristol
and have to talk a complete numpty through reinstalling something, all with a screaming hangover and yesterdays shirt on :/

Where's Wasted when you need him?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# wine?
At half ten am?

Pipe smoke?




Your life is so much more interesting than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# The wine is from last night
It got spilled on me during quite a touching moment, when my slightly drunk (but not as drunk as me) mate grabbed me in the pub, gave me a big snog and announced that she loved me in spite of me shagging her dad, and sloshed her wine all down my shirt.

Then I went and shagged her dad. Who smokes a pipe.

My life is certainly interesting, where 'interesting' is a euphemism for 'wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Better than Hollyoaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I think wrong doesn't begin to cover it!
*hunts down thesaurus*
Bananas?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
DON'T DO IT JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *licks*
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# some good stuff...but thank god it finishes today


'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
you'll never learn will you?

*washes clothes*

*well, puts clothes in washing machine and looks at your nakedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *does comedy 'trying to cover bits up with hands' thing*
*fails hilariously*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)