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# Time Travel is the new Automobile Travel.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Hmmmm... I'd probably shag myself
that way you could fulfil that secret desire every straight man has to see what being gay/a girl is really like sometimes
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)
# you're a sex pest
a sexy sexy sex pest
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# I see you're bashing it up wakefield style this weekend?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:27, archived)
# and also
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:29, archived)
# plus you're a sexy cunt
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# but...but...
if he travelled into the future he wouldn't be there because he travelled into the future ;-)

woo though!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:24, archived)
# but he would if he also
had travelled back to a time before he met himself.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)
# I think the chronology
speaks for itself.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# hehehee
dont forget the lube! would shagging a future/past version of yourself - amount to the same as masturbation??
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# I like to think so.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:27, archived)
# pffft!
 
Excellent.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# its a vicious circle (jerk)
because after he shags his past self he knows his (other) past self is going to show up to shag him.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Autofellatio was never easier!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)
# is it not gay if he fucks himself?
*collapses from seizure trying to comprehend such an act*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)